Avocado Trapper

A smooth vagrant. I failed sensitivity training

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

@onlytjae

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

Blessings on blessings on blessings

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

11/11 11:11
May the universe imbibe in me great powers for evil

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

Here for a good time. Not a long time

[2f0ul @user174023]

people who flirt while having 0 interest in you are evil

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

Dog her out and watch your beard flourish and your skin glow

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

A thin line between violence and being an ally

[ShoeMoney👟💸💰 @Pebzus]

Agreeing with bitches who be compliment fishing>>>>>>>

"I know I ugly but......"

Yeah you kinna ugly fr

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

@KingMaduro Put an umbrella in that one time too

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

@_paradiseparis4 I just wanna know

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

Women’s hoe stories tend to be bonkers and I’m always like:

[tall spice @bigbodybae]

so men wanna talk about their hoe stories but wanna throw up at the first sentence of ours? that’s wild.

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

The content that keeps me on this app

[Bunchie @bunchievi]

Certified You Must Stop It

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

The more you know 💫

[Ceej 🫡 @__cordazzle]

Bout to start telling Americans I does speak calypso from now on

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

…you just got a vibe…

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

@Jidion6 @nocontextdrumar

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

One of, if not the strongest driving force known to man:

[Dwayne @extol_official]

For months my coworker said him nah get no vaccine… “no sah, man nah tek govament juk…” found out today he got his first shot, wanna know why? Sex, a woman promised him sex…

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

@onlytjae Man changed his whole stance on just a promise 😂

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

My granddaddy was a playa

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

The check engine light comes on to remind you that an update is available. You keep refusing and now it keeps stalling.

[Avocado Trapper @Ohthatdude_]

Realizing your rum tolerance drop to terribly low levels. Old age is that you?

[ShoeMoney👟💸💰 @Pebzus]

"Boy dawg my girl co-worker test positive like fuck"

Me: So what that have to do with you dawg?

"I beat that fuck the other day!!!!"

R O O G O O D O!