Olivia Hüllert

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

My friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) Sass

2) Insults

3) Inappropriate sexual humor

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Exactly how everyone feels when this happens

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

That moment in between Netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the hell your doing with your life

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If anyone ever tells u that u put too much parmesan cheese on ur pasta

stop talking to them

u dont need that kind of negativity in ur life

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

"You wore that before."

Ya because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Don't worry kids, being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Life Goals

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

when you're finally home alone and you can be yourself

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

This is me

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

This is my new favorite picture on the Internet

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Everyone's partying and I'm just like

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Your child is being eaten by a camel, do you:
a) Save your child.
b) Take a picture.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When you look up during your exam and make eye contact with the teacher...

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When a paper has to be a certain length.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

"Hey I'll be there in 5, are you ready?"

Me:

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

When people don't text back