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Yes I know there is a toilet in my display photo. #Genius #Hysterical #SellOut #Cheap #Gag #LikeMe

[Faisal @FaisalMajid3]

My unlimited text allowance rn:

[𝙼𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙻-𝙷 @LissyLawHuds]

Kids have their own cards and they get pocket money weekly to spend on whatever they want. Youngest, 13 next week, spent over £30 on one thing the other day, saying that I’ll find out what it is when it gets here. It came today...

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Here for the @alwaysbecomedy one year anniversary! 🎂 👏👏👏 #MakingWednesdaysGreat

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Overheard neighbour “I was like No! N.O.W”

🤭😬

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

@MsJacquiBrooks @Tesco @waitrose

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Maggot found in my @Tesco’s pistachios. 😭🤭 This is why @waitrose will always win, this shit would never happen there.

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Keeping Up Appearances and The Good Life, the BBC is spoiling us. 🥲♥️

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

The only plus side to being in tier 4: I don’t have to spend half a day plucking my beard.

#99ProblemsAndTier4IsOne

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Yes to smashing Saturdays @RomeshRanga with #ABCRomesh 🙌🙌🙌 #NoBeardyWay #Hulk

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Thanks @Hermesparcels - I know just the spot! 😂👌

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

@Moz44127575 I love that you’ve gone away, given it thought, and decided that this may now be agreeable! 😂 I actually think it’s the new Marmite, it’s 50/50 in this house for sure.

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Imagine being that person who the day after the announcements also found out they now can’t have gluten or dairy. 😐 On the plus side, it’ll now minimise the chances of shitting themselves in public.. because they can’t go out or consume anything delicious! #Fucksakes 🤦‍♀️

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

@paintingandbook Well done for doing something intimidating. You are an official badass woman! 😘👌

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

.@YorkshireTea you flirt. 🔥🔥🔥

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

I’ve had a bloody good week and yet somehow the highlight is still having bought new sheets and a mattress topper. 👌👌👌 #BigDog #SleepQween

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Husband genuinely just asked when we were getting a convertible, so we can go to all the open air drive-in gigs in it.

Living all my 90’s dreams right now.

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

The neighbours are all in their gardens together having a joint BBQ, whilst blaring out ‘Another one bites the dust’ and I can’t help but see the irony.

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

It’s like when jay z collab’ed with Linkin Park #NumbEncore

['ayley @Oi_Coomber]

Today’s hero.