𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖

𝕐𝕆𝕌 ℂ𝔸ℕ'𝕋 𝕎𝔸𝕂𝔼 𝕌ℙ 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕀𝕊 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔸 𝔻ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕄

𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔸ℝ𝔼 ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝔸 𝕄𝔸ℂℍ𝕀ℕ𝔼 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔸ℝ𝔼 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔸 ℍ𝕌𝕄𝔸ℕ 𝔹𝔼𝕀ℕ𝔾

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕦𝕡, 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟.

𝕃𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗-𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕞, 𝕤𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕦𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖.

(♥️➕🔃)

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

It's been a long time since she's poked her head out of her workshop.

How's the world been in Jazz's absence?

[𝔸𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕤 @HeirofNikos]

//Let’s get this rollin’!

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Hell, these days casinos just ban you for being good at cards.

[Fynch Branwen @FynchBranwen]

I've got a software on my scroll that can manipulate them.

there's like nine casinos that have a bounty on him.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

You know how some gamblers think they can manifest patterns on the slot machines at the casino?

Yeah. Jazz can actually do that without really meaning to. She's banned from all of them pretty much.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

this was hardly her first rodeo. The squirrel was already prepping her tools.

"Can you make it here on your own or should I come pick you up?" - 🔧

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Jazz's voice sounds remarkably neutral coming through the other end.

"That depends on what you need help with Bry... are you ok? You sound kinda frazzled." - 🔧

Bryson wasn't close enough for semblance to kick in, so she couldn't sense how out of sorts the android was.

Still,

[𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 @Perfxct_Sxn]

“Soooo, I need your help. . .” Bryson says, to a certain someone on the other end of his comm link as he's carrying his broken body back home through the air like a wrecked sports car gliding down the road.

“Promise you won't be mad, @OilAndCircuits?” He asks, trying his best—

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MytwitterAnniversary

Wow, three years. Not sure what to say honestly. It feels longer.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Who would try to pass off fake dust as real dust in a legitimate business though? You'd get found out pretty damn quick.

The underworld already has counterfeit dust that they're fighting over, this just looks more like the real thing.

[𝔸𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕤 @HeirofNikos]

This will lead to an increase in armed robberies…

And likely murders, upon realizing it’s not the real stuff.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

I don't really care about the profit too much, I'm already pretty loaded from all the defense contracts.

...

You didn't hear that last bit.

[Fynch Branwen @FynchBranwen]

(started half zoning out as soon as she started getting too technical. just nodding along).

huh. neat.
could probably be pretty profitable if ya' played your cards right.. or useful in the right situation.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

It's a little complicated! Basically you need to *Sound of cars passing by* and then you have to restructure *Dogs barking and cats screeching* finally you infuse the matrix with *Helicopters and jet planes soaring overhead* but don't add too much salt or it can come out brittle!

[Fynch Branwen @FynchBranwen]

huh. I know a counterfitter back in atlas who was trying to figure out how to pull that off for years.. how'd ya' do it?

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

So the other day I figured out how to create artificial dust. It's completely powerless sadly, but it LOOKS just like the real thing!

Probably could sell it as novelty dust or something.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Oh. Wow.

*Her eyes flicker red for a moment.*

You've... got a lot of muscle mass and concealed weapons on you for a nun.

But yeah. Drone army? Not my style. Nowadays I just make giant mechs.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

@SensuousCrystal Why make one really good one when I can make fifty really good ones?

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

An army of flying drones connected to your cybernetics?

Why didn't I think of that?

Oh wait, I did. It just gave me a headache so I stopped.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Hi stranger!

Strange huntress outfit, but I guess badass nuns are in short enough supply that it can work.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

At the time I was pretty lonely so I figured instead of making friends I'd just MAKE friends, y'know?

Glad I met you guys instead.

[𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 @Perfxct_Sxn]

. . .

Okay, it's a good idea in theory, but, you can see what could go wrong... Right?

Besides, BIRD is cool as hell.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

It's not my fault that I wanted to name them all and give them personality matrixes!

...

Ok, maybe that was my fault.

I decided to just keep it to B.I.R.D.

[𝗞𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 @Perfxct_Sxn]

By The Dawn

LOBOTOMIZE THE AI, THAT'S WHAT I DID WITH MY SUIT.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

It's one of the perks of the job for sure.

[ɴɪʟᴀꜱʜʀɪ @CyberD0CSerpent]

So it happens frequently I take it, not just a once every now and then kind of occurrence.

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

Sometimes it's easier to smack loose wiring or components back into place than it is to disassemble something completely just to slot it back in.

[ɴɪʟᴀꜱʜʀɪ @CyberD0CSerpent]

How often is that required to happen exactly?

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟 '𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫' 𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕖 @OilAndCircuits]

@RedPetalRobyn |🔧|I made a few attempts to get accounts going on Bluesky, to no avail sadly.