Commish Joe

I do things, mostly with my fiance and my dog (Chevy). Next chapter begins May 24th, 2024.

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

3 years ago today, the world was a completely different place.

If you would’ve told me in May 2023 I’d be where I am, I would’ve scoffed hard. I love my past, I love my present, and I love my future.

To Christine, to Chevy, and everyone… cheers folks!!

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

So…. I need to be at work in 7.5 hours.

I’m getting too old for this shit

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

@TELUSsupport No, it does. When they already have access to our account information, it’s between you and your subsidiary companies. Keep selling / farming our information for profits, good job. You could stop these calls, but there’s enough gullible people to take advantage of…. Not me

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Hey @TELUS @TELUSsupport - I won’t pretend that I didn’t use the F word on the call…. (I did call back stupidly because I was curious). But do you legit think a “cold call” 3 days later is good F’ing business practice? I don’t need another line, I don’t need more services…..

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Customer assistance & customer annoyance - 2 different things. “I’m calling to talk about your cars extended warranty” - how about you just LOWER our prices, offer rebates & credits because we ALREADY use your services. Get your shit together.

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Hey @TELUS @TELUSsupport - I won’t pretend that I didn’t use the F word on the call…. (I did call back stupidly because I was curious). But do you legit think a “cold call” 3 days later is good F’ing business practice? I don’t need another line, I don’t need more services…..

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Alright folks, I’m jumping into #ArcRaiders - let’s fucking go! Do I need to #OldGamers or #MidlifeCrisis or something?

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

☀️ Beautiful day here at Harris Oceanside GM!
Looking for a smoking deal on a new or pre-owned vehicle? Let’s get you behind the wheel of something you’ll love 🚗🔥

Also… it’s #BattleOfAlberta day 👀
🟦🟧 #LetsGoOilers

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

@island_oiler Thanks brother, miss you guys back home too!

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Whiskey. Beer. Wine. Beer. Scotch. Whiskey.
Hockey highlights. John Cena highlights. #LastTimeIsNow 😢

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

I did throw my hat at the last #LetsGoOilers hat trick. It landed on the ice*.

*ice cube on the floor, that my dog immediately grabbed

**from my apartment in Nanaimo

But same thing right.

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

I don’t have the time to game as it is, but @ARCRaidersGame has me intrigued as much as #DaysGone did (which I preordered as soon as I could). Someone please tell me to wait until it goes on sale…..

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

@Memberthegame My vote is the title-less middle square

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Week 1 at the new gig went pretty well. Damn happy to be back with GM!

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Short stream before football starts. Let’s go Broncos!

https://t.co/EpGhto5kPo

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

@lllaurenA I trust you both more than most people

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

I love arguing with delusional idiots on marketplace. People try to defend themselves after you’ve provided real examples of why they’re clueless. HoweverC I’m the braindead asshole when I lowball offer then $10 on their $50 used product (that sells new for $30 at Canadian Tire)

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

For the record, round is a shape.

You’re welcome

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Why can’t getting IN shape be as fun as getting OUT of shape? 🥵

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

@TheRealTubesox It’s wildly entertaining

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

So 2 of the top teams in the NHL are playing. And their goalies (all 3, yes 3) are under .800 combined. This is impressive. A defensive battle highlighted by terrible goaltending. Fuck.
#LetsGoOilers

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

Patrik Allvin seeing another Pettersson in the NHL #Canucks

[Commish Joe @OilCountry_Joe]

When your boy is ready for a #NYE @EdmontonOilers game! #LetsGoOilers