Oilie Locks

This account is in no way connected to Ollie Locke and is a parody

[That Lot @thatlot]

We’ve got the VERY ace @ninaconti and @JamieLaing_UK over on insta at 8.30pm if you’re in the mood for some live lovely lockdown lols.

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

What’s worse, a global pandemic or having to pretend to be interested in Sam Thompson’s chat? #MadeInChelsea

[eBay UK @eBay_UK]

Just going to leave this here... #HarryAndMeghan

[Skyscanner @Skyscanner]

Just to clarify: we don't sell scanners. #BlackFriday

[McCain UK IE @McCainUKIE]

Can you name these family favourite films from the emojis? RT when you get it! #WorldEmojiDay

1.🎈🎈🎈🎈🏠👴🏻👦🏻🐕🐦

2.👽👾🛸🕴🏻🕴🏿

3.🐔🏃‍♂️

4.🐷🕷️🕸️

5.👸🏽🤴🏽🐅🧞🐒🦜

[McCain UK IE @McCainUKIE]

Wait til you see tomorrow’s challenge with jacket potatoes... #LoveIsland

[Freeview @FreeviewTV]

Coupling up is more intense than Brexit negotiations. #LoveIsland

[Freeview @FreeviewTV]

Nether in doubt. #eurovision2019 winners!

[Freeview @FreeviewTV]

It’s like a mare. #eurovision

[Movies @Movies]

🎵 I see a little statuetto of a man

Congrats @ItsRamiMalek! #Oscars

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Niall for winner of #loveisland 2018

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Paul has no clue how he’s ended up in the final does he? Man definitely has some leftovers in his fridge going off #loveisland

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Cancel #LoveIsland and replace it with a show where Jack and Dani travel the world

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Alex is a Tory wanker #confirmed #loveisland

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Actually crying over a bunch of strangers I don’t know choosing where to sleep. #LoveIsland has taken over my life

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

I’M LOYAL BABE LET’S SHOW THEM HOW LOYAL I AM THROUGH BREAKING UP #LoveIsland

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

Georgia... if you can’t see him with someone else why don’t you just leave together? Or are you being “loyal” to the tv show? #loveisland

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

She’s loyal babe... #loveisland

[Oilie Locks @OilieLocks]

All deep chats in #LoveIsland

[McCain UK IE @McCainUKIE]

What do McCain Home Chips and Sweden have in common?
1-Both have yellow and blue packaging
2-Both will be done in 22 minutes

#ENGSWE