The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror
A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."
@Cecilius162012 Im putting my foot down as a white 36 year old 5’2 260 pound man that i can fetishize any latina godess that i want to and you cant do anything about it. Mic drop.
I need you deported to places I don't think you can pronounce. You're going to Eswatini.
My computer doesn't even think that's a real word. It thinks I misspelled "swatting"
We're taking you to Mbabane. You will pledge allegiance to King Mswati III and Queen Mother Ntfombi.
Would have been even funnier if they pushed him off then raped his dead carcass whilst it’s still warm 😂 that’s what they did to me when I was an apprentice 😂 #SiteBanter