Abdullah Qamar

[FC Porto @FCPorto]

E agora, o Paquistão 🇵🇰 FC Porto reforça presença internacional com nova escola de futebol Dragon Force 💙

Sialkot será a nova porta de entrada do FC Porto num dos maiores mercados da Ásia 🤝

+ info: https://t.co/0jsodbMg0u

[gorillaz 🇧🇷 @gorillaz_br]

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[Faisal @Faisal13kh]

He's online
She's online
no one texts
ego win
Manchester united loses

[Neet @neet_sol]

“I just need to make it to Friday.”

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

"It's a baby" when you're banning abortion.
"It's a burden" when it needs food stamps.
"It's a thug" when it's 16.
"It's an illegal" when it crosses a border.
Your "pro-life" has an expiration date. And a race. And a tax bracket.

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

Men have a "I will build a life for you if you're kind to me" fetish.

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[𒆴 @fuiwmous]

accepting that i look chopped

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Oksana @fadednailpaint]

At some point you've got to stop blaming the Bengal Famine for your body fat percentage

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

I recently quit smoking weed and I feel like a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy me, now they piss me off.

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Man the game misses Shakhtar being good, it misses Anderlecht, it misses Olympiacos, it misses Celtic, it misses Valencia, it misses Basel, it misses Zenit

[Berneese @theberneese]

When bro scores me in Efootball and decides not to skip the celebration:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

POV: You meet a guy with the same goal as you, but working twice as hard as you

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Introverts do not hate socializing. They hate pretending.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i have never fully recovered from the fact that i exist

[Tatianotzin Oficial🥦🎀 @tatianotzin]

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🇪🇨 COMUNICADO OFICIAL
🇲🇽 Gracias mi Selección por todas las alegrías, la unión de todo el país, la familia y amigos porque la ilusión siempre será más grande que la derrota…

[‏ ˙ @fwcodex]

the silence after you have accepted something you never wanted to accept