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I am Kristen Jaymes Stewart and I'm Better Than You! ✌Dude, Need I Say More?

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“@Fact: The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.”

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“@Fact: Chinese companies create hair bands using recycled condoms. These same hair bands are sold in Beauty stores across America.”

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Bored. Feels. Done.

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@purplefeels you're welcome

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20 awesome users just followed me. Via @FindUnfollower http://t.co/dyR8W2nfUv. #iPhone #App

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6 users just unfollowed me. Via @FindUnfollower http://t.co/dyR8W2nfUv. #iPhone #App

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Omg I am back

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@heartkbitch :( too much on your mind?

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“@Fact: Flamingos are not naturally pink. They get their color from their blood.”

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@heartkbitch idk what's wrong?

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“@Fact: Bill Gates has given away approximately $28 billion since 2007 and has saved approximately 6 million lives.”

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“@Fact: You can easily cure your hangover by eating a bacon sandwich.”

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“@Fact: A woman once sued Cap'n Crunch because their "crunchberries" weren't real berries.”

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“@Fact: Mexico's unemployment rate is lower than America's.”

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Can it not rain in Louisiana please?

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Directv kinda sucks tbh

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@hobosarecoming LMAO. THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT ...

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“@Fact: 15% of people prefer eating their pizza cold.”

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@weyheykath so do I. I love it. It's creative.