Monica H

Bees 🐝

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

"Australia is home to less than half a percent of the world’s population but has 20 percent of its pokies" This is so insane. Gambling in Australia has become so normalised and it's not right.

[Michael Miller @MikeMillerDC]

When I moved to Sydney a year ago and exited two weeks of hotel quarantine, I remember going to a pub for a schnitty (chicken schnitzel for non-Aussies) and a schoonie (glass of beer) and being struck by the sight of a room full of slot machines.
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[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Write email. Reread email. Delete 2-3 exclamation points. Send email.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Wordle is simple, sweet, and true. Our first time, we got 'BANAL' in four tries. It made us forget, for three minutes, that the world is a filthy cesspit filled with rapidly spawning gremlins."
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[Monica H @OkayMonday]

My next door neighbour appears to have given up for the day and is just blasting The Weeknd at midday. Feels like the appropriate response to this week tbh.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

@JB_AU It's so infuriating. I am actually symptomatic and trying to find a testing place that doesn't have over a 3 hour wait is impossible. Just love waiting in line when I am feeling like shit, thanks.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Not really a fun time to be someone who needs a PCR test because they are actually symptomatic.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

As part of getting our baby into a bedtime routine last year we started playing her a song that signaled bedtime. It's the number one song in my spotify wrapped again and this year it's put me in the top 1% of that artists listenership. Not sure if I recommend this technique.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

@jurgen You and Steve are having the same experience agonisingly refreshing to see when the new lappy is arriving.

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Introducing your 2021 Fat Bear Week champion, sir 480 Otis 👑

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Haven't we suffered enough?

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Look, can someone please just rebroadcast every Olympics ever until we are out of this?

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Use the census to awkwardly talk about the unequal division of labour in your household! 🥳🥳🥳

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Look I know that technically the Olympics probably shouldn't be running at all this year but it's such a fucking nice break from the non stop covid coverage that I just want it on 24/7.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Downside is of course everything else

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Upside to baby waking up at 6am is rediscovering the joy of rage on a Sat morning.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

@bethanyaq @r_jones_r @7ampodcast @SquigglyRick So great to hear your voice this morning, Beth. You did a stellar job.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

@jurgen Never wished I was 40 more in my life!

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Just an exciting Saturday night accidentally destroying our washing machine and panic buying a new one.

[Monica H @OkayMonday]

Just got yelled at from a car by some dudes as I walked home from the coffee shop at 8am just in case people were wondering how us women put "ourselves in dangerous situations". Thanks, guys. Really just what a woman needs this week.