@YellowWayneCoat You need to start cheering for political dysfunction and global poverty. Your talents are wasted on the NFL!
…but you could start by being a Buckeyes fan tomorrow…
To protect the sanity of our nation’s dog owners, can we please ban advertisers from using the doorbell ring sound in commercials? I’m looking at you, @UberEats
@Jeff_Ermann Super fair. When Taulia throws downfield you actually expect it to hit a receiver on time in a good spot instead of “oh man I hope this throw is decent”. We haven’t had that for any extended stretch since the 2010 vintage of Danny O’Brien. It’s a lot more fun!
Today, 253 days after ordering, 185 days after the delivery window, 10 phone calls, and 31 emails later, we finally received our @westelm couch.
AND THERE IS A F***ING HOLE IN THE ARMREST!
I am beyond words.
@westelmscam
Just an update that nobody from @westelm has been able to give us ANY estimate of when our couch might be delivered. We’ve been calling and emailing for months now. They can’t even confirm that the couch exists. But they were happy to take our money 6 months ago!
Hey just wanted to warn everyone not to purchase furniture from @westelm. You will never receive it, they won’t give you updates, they won’t call you back when promised, and when you finally give up and try to cancel your order they will repeatedly hang up on you. Thank you!
Hey just wanted to warn everyone not to purchase furniture from @westelm. You will never receive it, they won’t give you updates, they won’t call you back when promised, and when you finally give up and try to cancel your order they will repeatedly hang up on you. Thank you!
I just signed the #vaccinepledge to commit to saving lives by taking the COVID-19 vaccine. Will you join me in adding your name and helping to end the pandemic? https://t.co/q5Qs4HMUnV #vacccinepledge
Hundreds of thousands of DC residents had to endure a coup in their backyard today, go into curfew at 6pm, and fear for their personal safety. None of them have any representation in Congress.
“Cop who shot #RayshardBrooks bodycam shows Rayshard talking politely and cooperating with the officers seconds before he was killed. Things took a turn when they tried to arrest him for being too impaired to drive. The problem here is, he was not driving, he was parked”
George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.