Alex Paul

I like it, I do. I'm just really concerned about dying in the fire.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

real bravery is pinning a low performing tweet

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

retweet if you wish your grammy was still alive

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto — the real one, not the fake one circulating online.

Here it is:
https://t.co/bnlcbLxIuL

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Trump won, Mike Tyson lost, hot CEO assassin got caught… not gonna lie I’m struggling to find god in a world so cold

[Nikola @niktaylorde]

I will never forget how the New York Times had to make a second map that excluded donations for Sanders to get a sense of how individual donor support was distributed amongst other candidates and the DNC ended up appointing the two least popular ones for two consecutive elections

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Opener to all my work emails this week

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Not only is Kamala losing, but neither my crush nor my ex is texting me about it

[Boxing Kingdom @BoxingKingdom14]

🚨58 year old Mike Tyson looks absolutely ripped two weeks out from the Jake Paul fight.

Mike also admitted that his second personality Iron Mike has returned: “I’m always careful when that guy comes out. Every time I drink or get ready to fight and Iron Mike returns, I break out in handcuffs. Unfortunately, I have to fight and be that guy. I wish I could stop that guy. That guy haunts me. I wish I could stop that guy. I wish that guy died, but he’s here again”.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

I don’t want “good banter” I want my presence to be such a shock to his system he forgets the English language

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Another year of trick or treat? America’s two-party system has failed us. If you agree please join me in knocking doors and asking for tickles

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

It’s my favorite time year. I get to reunite with all the lip balms I left in my coat pockets.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

I get depressed seeing how excited my dog gets for her 1/2 cup of dry kibble. Like have some self respect, this meal should piss you off

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

I cannot relate to Cheers. I walk into a bar and pray no one knows my name. Let me suffer through this hinge date unwitnessed and alone.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

During Mormon church as a kid I was only allowed to draw if it was “church-related” so I created this protest art masterpiece

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

My dog stares at me all day, like I’m her whole world. Some would say that’s plenty of attention but they’re wrong

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

When he says he’s 6 foot and I, 5'9", show up in my 3" doc martens.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Me abandoning all self respect and perspective for this manic pixie of a website

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Me scrolling through Twitter 8+ hours a day

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Me frantically requesting to get a zip file of the best years of my life

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Still true 🥲

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Your twitter persona is ruined for me the minute you tweet at an airline about your travel nightmares.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Enjoy it.

[Alex Paul @OkaySmartyPants]

Here is my twitter the fun never ends