Army's Okayest Strategist

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[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

@Military_Dollar @GameOf_Cubicles "But in any group, no matter how restrictive, the free thinkers, the mavericks, the rebels with leadership qualities find a way to declare their distinctiveness."

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

I know everyone hates their boss...but like...not every boss is just dumb, right?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

@J_Thomas2003 They're still struggling. Changed the domain of our stuff this week...took two days to unfuck the logins.

Wasted time is still calculating...

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Boss asked me to let him know if someone doesn't show up to the conference next week...about two minutes after saying he's making opening remarks after the roll call...

Bro...you're gonna know...

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Today my boss asked me to do something related to my job.

But like...how when I'm doing all that other shit that's *not* related to my job?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

I'm the DTS approving official for my section. Today my boss asked me into his office to "look over" his voucher to "make sure it's squared away" before he submits it...to me...to review...for approval...

Guys, it took all of me not to look for the cameraman.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Some people out here didn't realize they were 'the swamp'

Sad.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

It tells me everything I need to know about your leadership when you

1) call a last minute "priority meeting"
2) arrive 25 min late to the meeting
3) cut the meeting short so you can arrive on time to the 3-star hail and farewell

Get me the fuck out of this "profession"

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Mf'ers will ask why I'm getting defensive and fully blow past their offensive ass comments.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

@SNAFU_Sara If only the US Dept of Education set curriculum... 🤔

Fun fact: States set curriculum

Funner fact: This election Americans voted for states to do that more

Funnest fact: when the fed gov tried to set a nat'l standard (Common Core) it was dismissed outright by conservatives

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Saw this, thought of me.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

How we feeling?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

@SNAFU_Sara Now. And also 3 hours ago. And again in 2 hours.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

I'm about to get drunk.

Super drunk.

If I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow, I'm going to adult the fuck up and do it to myself.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Y'all doing anything fun tonight?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

You know how people "find reasons" to go to ranger school graduations on TDY money but no one talks about how the speech/training/whatever is just a thinly veiled excuse to go pin a tab on someone?

Think that, but instead of one person it's a slew of GOs.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Anyone want to hear a story about an O-6 who won't STFU admitting to fraud/waste/abuse?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

I'm back on my bullshit, y'all.

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

Y'all still on this app?

[Army's Okayest Strategist @OkayStrategist]

I did Strengths Finder, turns out my greatest strengths are self-righteousness, gossip, and moral equivocation.