Amanda Shonk

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

@ReaganDS1104 And just like that, the end of time he'd prayed for arrived. RIP.

[organicgirl @organicgirl]

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[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

You know things are bad when I can't afford to go to salvation army 😬

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

This campaign is one of the big stories of 2020 - and they haven’t seen anything yet 👍🥊🇺🇸

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

My vision for this campaign and for this country is a simple one. It's not left, it's not right, it's forward. Thank you #YangGang. 👍🇺🇸#demdebate2

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

If you want to make an old person mad just tell them you like using the self checkouts

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

If you don't live in my house and you're visiting one of my roommates don't park in the fucking driveway. Park in the street. I will not be moving my car for you.

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

@pizza_nomics Literally 😂

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

Anyway Joni Mitchell has my heart

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

First hangover of 2019 ✔

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

My favorite thing is to flippantly tell men to calm down. Haha it's a rage machine.

[Sondre Lerche @SondreLerche]

Playing some small, soothing solo pleasure shows home in Norway this week: Hol, Tjøme, Horten, Kristiansand, have a seat, lean back. https://t.co/ob0tWcaWjT

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

Woke up this morning after having a few drinks last night and my Google history is just "can I get a pet bat,?" "Legal bat," "fruit for bats."

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

Catch me wearing the same outfits I wore in high school because I'm cheap as hell and angst never goes out of style

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

If you ever see me wearing makeup at work it's because I'm trying to make someone mad about how hot I can be and that's like the only reason

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

I don't watch basket ball but I do know that I want LeBron James protected

[Amanda Shonk @Okay_smokay]

Chicken tikka masala for breakfast