Okaylama

garâibü’l-mevcûdât / Political Post Doomist / ITU IE

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Gercekten insanlara yardim etmemek gerekiyor ya, neden sunun sunun da yardimini etmedin diye soruyorlar cok enteresan

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

The agents escaped the sandbox again

Meanwhile the agents' owners:

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Bu twit tarafindan bicaklandim

[Josip @l3d1c]

>be senior devops engineer in Germany
>master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds
>72,000€ before tax
>C2 German required
>All team members based in Asia speaking English
>mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office
>"we have a startup mindset"
>company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson
>"we have flat hierarchies"
>eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it
>hired to "drive digital transformation"
>need department head's signature to install Docker
>service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person"
>CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen
>Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd
>AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz
>database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx
>root password in Confluence
>on-call every weekend
>company phone listed under benefits
>ask for a raise
>unfortunately the salary band is exhausted
>no budget for a second monitor
>external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works
>take banana from company fruit basket
>office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit
>Fachkräftemangel

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

The cuckstation

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@duzelistanbul @dahaaftervar Takipteyiz yeni favori hesabim ✍️

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

“Hangi İstanbul binasısın?” testinde Dolmabahçe Sarayı çıktım (%66 uyum). Kristal avize, altın varak, denize sıfır. Az olsun öz olsun demedin.
Kişilik profilim: Hassas Eleştirmen.

Sen hangi binasın? Çöz, kıyaslayalım. @duzelistanbul
https://t.co/cXQw7heGrq

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

@dahaaftervar @duzelistanbul Iste bu kule var ya

Bu kule sana girsin 🙏

[Spinning Cat - fan page @oiiaoiiameme]

Study

[𝔅𝔬𝔷𝔨𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔖𝔖 @Mbozkurt194]

müdürcanlar harıl harıl rapor beklerken bahçe katında 🥀🙏🏻👇🏻

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Bizim direktör bana yetki ve butce versin tum sirkete agentlarimi salarum

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Kirk yilin basi cuma gunu mesaiyi sadece 1 saat erken bitireyim dedim, onemli mudurlerden biri yazmis, teamsten aranmisim telden arandim, arkadasin biri review etmem icin sunumunu iletmis, bir abim IT ile alakali bi soru sormus...
Abi cuma aksami ya, relaks pazartesi hallederük

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Muse charm enteresting, clawbot gibi sunucunun icine AI degil, direkt sunucusuyla gelen AI bence bu konudaki genel kullanimi arttirmasi ve farkindalik olusturmasi acisindan önemli ama nothing new to show here guys

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

Hahahhahahahahahahahah

[Okaylama @Okayyisi]

GEBERDIMMMMM AMK
Hangi salak chatbota shell calistirma yetkisi vermis ya

[Charles Maddock @charles_maddock]

yo is this actually good advice?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The evolution of trash can.

[Indefinite Lee @LeeBruh_Greene]

this is taking me out lmfao