Beth Johnson

A Marvelous Distraction • Disco Superfly • INFJ

[Beth Johnson @Okeechobeth]

Wearing chacos on a first date because if you can't handle my sandals you don't getto my stilettos okay

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Wouldn’t mind being snowed in here

[Beth Johnson @Okeechobeth]

UPDATE: This person told my boss on me for the singing they felt was “inappropriate” and also left a wonderfully horrendous survey score for Patient-Experience satisfaction. Yes!

[Beth Johnson @Okeechobeth]

Today at work I was loudly singing Nelly Furtado’s “Like a Bird” into what I thought was an empty waiting room. Needless to say:
1.) I was not alone
2.) Patient-Experience satisfaction rates better be THROUGH THE ROOF after that quality (yet priceless) entertainment.

[ryan @ryan_bradley4]

me: today is going to be a great day!

anxiety: welllllll....

me: well, what?

anxiety: eeeeeeee idk...

* ᵗʳᶦᵍᵍᵉʳᵉᵈ*

me: WHAT?!

anxiety: nahhh, forget it. do ur thing. i’ll just wait over here til ur done 👍🏼

[Ky🤙🏼 @KyleeNelson27]

**Next mood: 🦃🦃🦃🦃🍁🍂🍁🦃🍁🦃🍂🦃🍂🍁🦃🍁🍂🍂🍁🦃🍂🍁����🍂🍂🍂🦃🦃🦃🍁🍂🍁🍂

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

relax, you’ll graduate, you’ll get a job, you’ll become an adult, you’ll find someone who loves you. you have an entire life. things take time

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

me: *daydreams about opening a cozy bookstore that is also a coffee shop*

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Where I'd rather be

[daphne🖤 @daphne_cee]

What you see on Space Mountain

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

Hey queens and kings. Be gentle with yourself. Order takeout. Money is fake. The suns gonna explode soon. Fuck it, mask off.

[jeffsimmermon @jeffsimmermon]

Just a tip, fellas - it may be tempting to crack jokes on Twitter about Dr. Blasey Ford's hearing, but

1) a woman you think you care about has definitely been sexually assaulted
2) she hasn't told you about it
3) she will see your cute little joke and lose faith in you

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Would Just Mean Having To Deal With Bears And Shit https://t.co/FZrfulHuip

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

Concept: I sit on the floor of my new apartment playing with my puppy while cinnamon rolls are baking in the oven. Everything's okay.

[AZ Nick 🐦‍🔥 @NickGlowMindset]

Self care is also:

- Not arguing with people who are committed to misunderstand you.

- Not trying to change people by lowering your frequency to meet them on their level.

- Standing in your own frequency, and letting people rise up to meet you.

[ollie @s4meoldscene]

he was a moth
she was a lamp
can i make it any more obvious