Joel R. Talley

I'm a constitutional, libertarian, conservative, God fearing Christian, American, straight, white, male. How else can I micro aggress you today?

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

Studies have shown that 9/10 men prefer women that can shoot.

The tenth man drives a Dodge Ram and prefers the other 9 men. #factoftheday

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

Who thinks I should twitter again?

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@KevyB1990 Especially your gifs, good sir! 😂

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@carlaskaufel Thanks! God bless you too, ma'am

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After some prayer, I've decided to delete all social media. It was fun while it lasted. Bye peeps ✊🏻

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

Coworker: Dodge makes better trucks than chevy.

Me: https://t.co/qPg6COg3ff

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My mustache is to the point where it's in my mouth constantly, and I'm just gonna keep going till you can't see my lips anymore

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

@SadieAnnWhite2 .....at this point, if sleeping till 8 guaranteed me getting shot in the chest as soon as I get up, I'd take it.

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@SadieAnnWhite2 Sounds like a great idea, but I have to wake up at 4...again

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Lord, take me through another day. I have nothing. I am nothing. All my strength is from you.

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I've noticed a strong correlation between the sleep deprivation and the amount of cuss words flowing from my mouth.

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I might as well go ahead and get my emotional breakdown out of the way before the suns up 😅

[Ron Swanson @ReaIRonSwanson]

"Why do you grow a beard?"

Because I am neither a child nor a woman.

[Hudson Talley @HudsonTalley]

“Straight” millennials... also known as gay men. https://t.co/AkB30xpAJi

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I always knew santa was a creeper.... https://t.co/pV1f192jfb

[Michaela Martin @MichaelaMartin_]

when your room’s a mess, your life’s a mess. when your room’s clean, well your life is still a mess but at least you feel better about it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

Going to a theater is pointless. I just pay 8 dollars to take a nap, when I could do it more comfortably for free at my house.

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Here's a list of everyone I trust:

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THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE https://t.co/LPkWWAwExk

[Renna @RennaW]

You've seen turducken. Behold, Piecaken!

[Joel R. Talley @OklahomaFreedom]

@stephenevans201 Can I get a #Accurate ?

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That's not the most important thing. The most important thing to remember is that they're delicious. https://t.co/Easny1D78Y