Bart Harley Jarvis

Oxford comma. Sports. That’s what this Twitter account is all about baby

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@DavidProediting @EdKrassen You’re a very handsome woman, David

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@DerekWayne1816 @officeroswald @NateSilver538 And he thinks you’re a handsome boy

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@_alfaorion @Purves7Purves @MattWalshBlog Brother if you didn’t get them all right you shouldn’t be able to vote, but right on let’s raise the bar higher

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@Captbrewdog @MattWalshBlog Totally, including all VA benefits, all Medicare benefits

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@bort689 @MattWalshBlog Kinda like what Elon Musk did in Pennsylvania bribing people to vote before the election? Or like what Elon Musk is doing literally right now in Wisconsin?

[love island talk 🏝️ @realiTEAspills]

JUSTICE FOR JACK

#TheGoldenBachelorette #GoldenBachelorette #GoldenBachelor

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CPK four cheese pizza has no business being this good

#NoBusiness

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Free Fetty

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Oh fuck off

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Who do you think you are I AM

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@3YearLetterman @elonmusk This is satire, you almost had me

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Oh how I’ve longed for you

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@HateTheState76 @ya_no_but_just @sassybibrarian @19joho 999 dentists recommend brushing your teeth, one recommends gargling sugar water before bed every night. Both sides have merit! Let them debate!

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It’s okay to be second place

#NoBusinessInFirst #Fuckoff

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@Dr_Ralaref @jointdocShields Interesting thought, would be curious if the pro-motility effects of reglan can effectively overcome the DGE from GLP1s. Something to consider—reglan isn’t benign, EPS hits more than originally thought. I have 1 attending who makes us consent pts before giving it

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@jointdocShields I think my strategy is just going to be to ask every patient about it during preop specifically, it can easily be left off of a med list, and I’ll caution pts that d/t delayed gastric emptying it increases aspiration risk.

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Over a 1/2 lb of real cheese? Liars.

@calpizzakitchen gang ong

#NoBusiness

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Crikey! What is this shit?

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Twist my nipples and call me Pamela, that’s what I’m talking about