Xhavvy

[Xhavvy @Okumuwan1]

@Entr_dawood Web dev cert from @eMobilis

[Xhavvy @Okumuwan1]

#WebDevCohort5

[eMobilis Technology Training Institute @eMobilis]

Today, we celebrate the hard work, growth and determination of our Web Development Cohort 5 graduands.
The room is ready, the moment is here and the celebrations begin
Are you ready?
#MadeateMobilis #WebDevCohort5

[eMobilis Technology Training Institute @eMobilis]

This Friday, we celebrate our Web Development Cohort 5 graduates, beneficiaries of the fully funded @MastercardFdn scholarship.
Through this partnership, young people have gained digital skills, new opportunities and a chance to pursue their dreams.

Congratulations!

[eMobilis Technology Training Institute @eMobilis]

Today, we celebrate the hard work, growth and determination of our Web Development Cohort 5 graduands.
The room is ready, the moment is here and the celebrations begin
Are you ready?
#MadeateMobilis #WebDevCohort5

[Omwami @omwamiMj]

@georgediano Nimescan flani hapa ikaniletea Yara suppliers bwana💀

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am beggining to like sifunas style

His agenda is not based on Tribalism orethnicity, infact its evident no one cares what tribe he is from or what age group he is in

Theres barely any money being given to people to ‘show’ support for him,unlike other campaigners like gachagua,and kasongo

Theres no chaos,if theres any,its from those intimidated by his sudden emergence,it was unexpected and they dont know what to do with him. They can only watch and wait for him to make a mistake,and the more they wait the closer we get to elections

He speaks as a person more interested in changing the vices happening,than he is interested in occupying any political seat

He speaks with purpose and intention

All eyes on sifuna. Wacha tuone

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yani huyu ni mimi nahamia apartment iko na lift kwa economy ya Ruto. Na sasa ingekua wakati ya kibaki aki,sahii si ningekua ata na kachiwawa,jioni natokelezea nako namna hii nimedunga vest kama Mike Tyson pale Beverly hills,ni kuwakunywa tu

[KakaM @Isa_Billy1]

Kinyozi wangu amenitoa from a solid 1.0 to 9.5. Hide your wimens aki!

[Xhavvy @Okumuwan1]

😂😂😂😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Unamaliza kunyonga alafu unaskia mamako kwa dirisha, "Na uoe usiturape hapa"😂

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

Don’t die before being loved by a Kale woman though. But the day she marries her kindergarten bf Kip from Australia you’ll be driving an extra 150Km through Kisumu just to avoid Eldoret 😭😭

[freakin @freakin_039]

I may look okay but deep down i miss " Ubaya ya hii class hatunanga unity"those class meetings zilishinda hadi news

[tk @Wekamz33]

Sasa kama marashi ya 5k ni fake, hii yenye huwa tunapimiwa na sindano ya ng'ombe ni nini mungu wangu 😂😂🤔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Sometime back here in Tigoni I ordered kuku kienyeji and mukimo,kidogo nimezubaa namna hii mwewe ikapita na kuku nusu bwana. You dont even see it coming,unaskia tu Sha! Very dangerous place to go with a woman. Ile kitu inapita kama missle bwana. Nikama vietnam! Siet!

[Xhavvy @Okumuwan1]

Mi ndo natoka kwa shamba napata my beautiful rich girlfriend ameniambia tuachane siezi date mtu huingia online once a week angaaa she want to focus on herself, ex pia amenitusi vile nilimtumia na kumkulisha ugali mayai semester nne ....kumbe hata singekopa hii data mamae 🤨😅😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Wenye mnaombea maadui,,,,Tulieni mtaniua

[niko kadi🐬 @nikokadi__]

kuna corner maisha inaeza kufikisha ukiwa kijana mdogo adi uanze kuquestion existence yako. unapata kila kitu yako inafail tu hivo kila kitu ukieka effort hiyo energy yote inaenda to waste. ndio maana aunapatana na bois ako 27 lakini anajimaliza na pombe. Hakuna kitu inaeza vunja mwanaume kama wasted efforts.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Rider: fdgyhjhxfh ghjuffdgg
Customer: Eeh ruto ni mwizi

Rider: Nasema mia utaweka kwa paybill ya sifuna alafu balance unipee

[Cudii AI @_griftine]

kuna racism ya nduthi imetokea, inaitwa nduthism,
Hii ni beef ya Nduthi ya stima na ya Petrol 😂

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

i’m always a little mean to Women at large because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them..