WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO

A son | brother | medic | | FOOTBALL
FANATIC
MANCHESTER UNITED

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@SafaricomPLC shame on you mnajifanya hamuonii mshwari zetu haifanyii ..naskia nawachukia sawa retweet widely!

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

Mikel Arteta , Congratulations Arsenal

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@georgediano Eloi eloi😭 ni wheelbarrow TU sasa

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Regina Njeri, a second year Law student at Moi University in Eldoret was found hanging on the door grill of her rented house in Annex Shopping centre. She used a leso to hang herself and left a note Indicating that she loved all and she was sorry for her decision. Her mother called several times with no answer, the mom then called her friends to check on her, that's when her body was discovered.

According to sources, she was expected to appear before the university Senate this week over exam-related issues.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In front of you is the elite special forces unit,, The Hunting Battalion. These ladies are not ordinary citizens my friend, these ones can detect a man with money the way a police dog detects illegal substances at JKIA. They step out looking like a soft life advertisement with gikosh designer outfits & expensive perfume that enters the club five minutes before them.

But inside their handbags, they have lipgloss & a supplementary Budget that can only manage one lonely bottle of beer to complete their mission. Transport back to their hacienda,, that one is in God’s hands and Onyango’s pocket.

Now these queens are very strategic. They don’t just sit anywhere, they calculate angles like an horizontal engineer climbing an extra large sianda. They position themselves at exactly 45 degrees facing the entrance,, waiting for Onyango Mali Ngumu to land like a plane at JKIA.

They order a beer each that they'll kiss slowly like it’s medicine. They'll do an emergency harambee to buy shisha to upgrade eyesight to HD 4K hunting vision. Some of them don't even wear urwaro. They'll spread their legs wide so that Onyango can see the promised land from a distance.

At this point, Onyango’s brain politely resigns duty. Decision-making is now handled by the lower management department. Kichwa ya juu inalala, ya chini inaamka. Before he even gets clearance to land, he has already sponsored Premium ethanol.

Tequila shots for daughters of Agrippina & Chicken wings for people he met 3 minutes ago. But keep in mind, Entry to the promised land is not guaranteed. Instead, Onyango is served a special cocktail ya maendeleo locally known as pishori.

Within minutes, our boy is buffering, system shutdown & Windows stops working. Now the Hunting Battalion activates the final phase,, Clearing & Forwarding Department. They'll do illegal asset recovery leaving our Boy matako Wazi. Wallet is Gone, Phone Missing, Mpesa Transferred, Even dignity is Exported.

They leave Onyango looking like a government project, unfinished and confused, our boy anabaki matako wazi kabisa. Then Morning comes, Onyango wakes up with one eye closed. He checks his surroundings.

He sees an empty house, empty account even the cockroach in the house looks depressed juu sasa zita lala kwa kafatii gani. The only thing standing strong is his erection, otherwise Kila kitu imeenda na mikora. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Praying to God might seem boring to masses but it's the real game changer.

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@elonmusk 36’—Raphinha ⚽
45+2’—Vini Jr. ⚽
45+4’—Lewandowski ⚽
45+6’—Gonzalo Garcia ⚽

THIS CLÁSICO 💉

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@FCBarcelona 36’—Raphinha ⚽
45+2’—Vini Jr. ⚽
45+4’—Lewandowski ⚽
45+6’—Gonzalo Garcia ⚽

THIS CLÁSICO 💉

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@TouchlineX 36’—Raphinha ⚽
45+2’—Vini Jr. ⚽
45+4’—Lewandowski ⚽
45+6’—Gonzalo Garcia ⚽

THIS CLÁSICO 💉

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@TouchlineX 36’—Raphinha ⚽
45+2’—Vini Jr. ⚽
45+4’—Lewandowski ⚽
45+6’—Gonzalo Garcia ⚽

THIS CLÁSICO 💉

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

36’—Raphinha ⚽
45+2’—Vini Jr. ⚽
45+4’—Lewandowski ⚽
45+6’—Gonzalo Garcia ⚽

THIS CLÁSICO 💉

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

2-2 Real Madrid.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL GONZALO GARCIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REAL MADRID HAVE EQUALIZED AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speed

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

Munajua nacheka kwanini😅😅😅😅
KCSE 2024
KNEC
hii ni maajabu 😂

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

@elonmusk build a legacy for Iran this 2026! That they won't forget!

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@elonmusk free Starlink for Iran!

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@alibaba_cloud Adds on

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@ThaEuropeanLad Goated all time

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@ThaEuropeanLad Hello

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@elonmusk It's time to shape up

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@AokoOtieno_ Flower girl wetu amekosa Nini? Leo 😂😂

[WESALAH MIKE OKWAKO @OkwakoMike]

SACKED by Manchester United
Amorim kwisha!