JaySaid

Sometimes I say crazy shit. It all makes sense in my world of Hair, Pine furniture and Taylor Swift collectables.

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' Willy! Why are you calling me evil master? '

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

@jayzedpc Because its timeless. Like Shakespeare 😂

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' Willy! Why are you calling me evil master? '

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

@jayzedpc We share birthdays! Happy birthday me.

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

@jayzedpc @Jayzedpc_beard well it wasn't me! :-)

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

British Airways flight to Dubai forced to return to Heathrow due to 'smelly poo in toilet' | via @Telegraph http://t.co/vaLV3iEmtt

[RAYZ @justicefingers]

Survivor Gamez VI Qualifiers - Dayz TV http://t.co/hiZKxkrlj3 via @Dayz_TV

[Friendly In Cherno @frendlyincherno]

When another one of the DayZ devs follows me on twitter http://t.co/GjrnWPjaxq

[RAYZ @justicefingers]

Coming this weekend - Survivor gamez Qualifiers.: http://t.co/WtxjLEQddv via @YouTube Trailer by @jayzedpc

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' I'm gonna hide guys, its first one to kill me ok? ' ....... *leaves stream on* ..... 'fuck'

[RAYZ @justicefingers]

Yet another brilliant video by @jayzedpc - Butch & Bambi | Kambi-No-Go | DayZ Standalone: http://t.co/SDU0WyWDY8 via @YouTube

[Mr B @MrBlack0ut]

We find out what kind of man stands before us Today... Hardcore Day 33 my friends http://t.co/aKQKIgqM70

[Ben @akabusby]

When Warriors dance - DAYZ STANDALONE : http://t.co/gTbBZKRcuO

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

When asked - What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? My answer - They're both difficult to solve. ???

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' I think I just had a Jizzasm '

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' I apologise for ruining people's jokes when I totally misread them in chat. Readings hard'

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' Get ironed dude. Its dayZ. It's dayFUCKINGz. '

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' Well Willy I enjoyed playing with you. Maybe we can do it again sometime '

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

@justicefingers @jayzedpc Actually I said the 'highs and lows'

[JaySaid @OlJayZed]

' Willy come 'ere and eat your dinner! '