Ol_Painless

It's payback time!

[Ol_Painless @OlPainless75]

@iLikeGirlsDaily "Let me show you how far the rabbit hole goes!"

[Homo Fatale @FatalHomo]

Retweet if you want to be unfollowed.

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"@KeithOlbermann: Photo: http://t.co/ym2Z1bva" I was really hoping that would have struck you. #filthyliberal

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"@MancowMuller: Thx for setting my spirit free! Thanks for retweeting me!" Why can't you admit you're washed up?

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@iLikeGirlsDaily @London2012 way to prove you could do it better than Chicago! 10000 empty seats at most events is a true sign of success!

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People are up in arms about the empty seats at Olympic events. Maybe if the Olympics didn't suck, people would show!

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"@MancowMuller: Chick-fil-A Christian company-cannot condone gay marriage. However, that whole gluttony thing? No problem!" You're reaching

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I almost always run my silverware through the dishwasher and then on my anus before putting it away. #tastyecoli

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"@ChrisHarrisNFL: We as American people are so overly sensitive and quickly offended" This statement offends me. #hypersensitive

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Hitler got a bad rap. I mean, look at all those jobs he created in Germany. He's did a lot better than our guy in that department.

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@EroticSexFacts #fact White women who take or crave back dick are damaged goods.

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@ItsRealBatman you sound like a whiny cunt. You're the furthest thing from funny or Batman. #unfollow

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If you love me, you'd let me fart in your mouth.

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@MancowMuller so Congress is going to rob the American public directly instead of using a middle man like the Fed this time?

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You: Yay, happy hump day! Me: Oh that's great, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT! #idontcare #jackass

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If I clean out the inside of the coffee pot at work with my scrotum, does that make me a considerate employee?

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I just shit and didn't wash my hands purposely...so I can rub my smelly thumb all over the rim of my boss' coffee mug! #asshole

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Can someone tell me why Joe Paterno's statue hasn't been raped in the ass yet?