PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE

female dragon 🐉 fire conversation 🔥

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@JimIrsay Put your money where your lying mouth is and build a sanctuary.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

Vegas on my mind heavy lately.. 🤔

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

If you’re making me feel like I’m an inconvenience or an irritant in your life.. I’m out. I’m just tryna be a better person and make a more understanding, sympathetic world. Don’t have time for assholes anymore.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@PopBase Sink the rich!

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

Have an attitude of gratitude.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

My love language is not having to ask 🥰

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

I would like to be treated the way I treat other people, and NOT just the bad.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@thenewec @lordesbbqribs Bet next time you’ll just stfu.. out here looking STUPID! 😂

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

One of the greatest gifts you can give someone with ADHD is assuming that their intentions and their motives are pure.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

Money ain’t ever gonna be the most important thing to me in this life, so go get your paper homie.. I’m trying to enjoy the EXPERIENCE.

You never know when you’re gonna regret not spending enough time with the ppl you love 🕊️

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

Ppl wanna always talk about holding Chris Brown accountable for the Rih situation for too long… but y’all ignore all the other shit he CONSISTENTLY does. He really ain’t shit.

Something wrong with him 😂

[culture @notgwendalupe]

9 years ago today, this happened:

[Complex @Complex]

happy 420 💚⛽️

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@shaTIRED Do the black men that gas them up know how ridiculous they look??

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@ChrisMo75617118 @krassenstein

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

The saddest part of watching Intervention is the realization that 9/10 those addicts just wanted their parent’s love…..

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@Human101Nature @FightHaven He got his karma dude should’ve left him tf alone.. stank ass energy bruh.

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

You got me all the way fucked up if you think you’re gonna talk to me any kind of way and it’s MY responsibility to not take it maliciously… stop talking to me crazy! TF

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

It’s my mfkn birthday AND I just got promoted! No I don’t wanna hear no fucking wack shit today!!! Let a bitch VIBE!

[PATTI MAYONNAISE-FUNNIE @Ol_DirtyBitch]

@The_Homie_9er_G @DrEricDing @prison