Randy Goochland

If I were my grandma

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Reddit My apologies, I shouldn't have misspoke, why are you guys such petty insufferable cunts?

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Reddit Why are you guys such cunts?

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@DisneyStudios Stop doing movie by committee. You're Fucking up. Let people work. Holy fuck you're Fucking your whole business up.

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@DisneyStudios Hey Disney you dumb fucks. Make a faithful adaptation of knights of the old republic. That's what you need to do. It'll make a billion again if you do it right. Get some original creatives and leave them tf alone.. Like Trent reznor and his OG albums. Just let it happen. Fuck.

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@ClownWorld People just expect you to be ok with getting bit or mauled. Everyone is a Fucking dog whisperer but you assholes have no idea which dog will bite or which is bluffing. If your dog chases shit into the street you probably shouldn't leave em out. Crazy idea.

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@HabsForLife31 @ClownWorld Then you'd go to prison for being a shitty pet owner and a murderer

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@JJRippler @ClownWorld No you wouldn't, pussy

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Reddit @fuelfive Reddit should get the ccp treatment... Ohhh shit ban me ban me ban me!! 🤡🤡 Fuck you reddit and fuck Dr Horton for robbing people you pieces of shit. 🖕

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Ford I agree with this guy 👆

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Ford Hey you stupid assholes, you're crying about China not getting cars in here, how about you make cars again!! Make me another taurus sho you Fucking pieces of shit. Stop making suvs only fuck you for making me have to buy a Japanese sedan. Traitors.

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@iAnonPatriot You should change your handle to 'dumb af'

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@ARCRaidersGame I propose for a future update an expansion of the scrappy cinematic lootaverse.. Tuna cans, hotdogs, spam might bring in some of scrap's buddies for additional loot drops.. Whatchya think?

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@ARCRaidersGame Xbox I'm having major crash issues.

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@McDonalds Calling a burger a product makes me so hungry to cram it into my product consuming hole

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@commentiquette Look they said the thing

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@Ford Make me a new taurus sho you fuckers

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@YouTube Oh no the collapse of humanity is finally here. I'm going to have to watch something on prime. 😩

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@WhiteHouse You'll go down with the epstein class

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@realDonaldTrump Slap Russia

[Randy Goochland @Ol_LovableGooch]

@realDonaldTrump If you're really a super big dude you'd slap Russia without question.