Culmoon

[Manny @Mr_Nkay]

You see how educated people express themselves ?? So no to the olodo uprising

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

*picks WhatsApp call

patient: "Dr Ose, where are you pls?, I would love you to assess me... I can't feel baby moving"

Me: "I'm no more in Nigeria. I'm now abroad. There is someone very good on ground to see you"

Patient: "I'm on my way to the hospital. Please, we can meet at the hospital..."

Me: "That's not possible. I'm sorry..."

Her: "Please make it possible..."
*starts sobbing

Me: 😩😮‍💨

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Nobody, Sky sports tomorrow morning: “Do you think it’s okay for Jude Bellingham to score goals despite Kane being on the field?”

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Karim benzene has put Femi otedola into serious issues

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@the_Lawrenz @FabrizioRomano Lol wereyyy🤣🤣🤣

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking.

One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some.

The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.”

Their married friend laughed and said:
“That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.”

Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.”

She refused.

Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food.

Her husband said:
“Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?”

Then he ended the call. 😭

Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@the_emma12 @Sirchuksss Alright👌 👍👍

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@the_emma12 @Sirchuksss Bro, sporty has this nonsense stuff dey do and no matter how many of your games has played, they either bring cash out value of 0.10 or suspend cash out by locking one of the odds on the remaining games.

So that's what he meant.

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@the_emma12 @Sirchuksss How can you cash out when the odds are locked??

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@tunado_official @rhellzgotwavy Even at that, game still enter... Over 1.5/2.5 dn drop be that

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@Takeprofit108 @Paulugwu95 Lol naso, till games start😂😂

[mr vvs @vvsjeweler]

Imagine busting your ass for years working hard and becoming a 1%er. Then some woman on social media tells you that being a stepfather is beneficial to you.

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@in_million19742 @Kinglamarr___ Lol😂... Aswear bro, the price con make sporty cash out look so insufficient. Maybe we need migrate go stake be that o. 😂

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@adeoluadeyinka @Wellness_Tosin Women and audacity o, in her mind now, she fit dey blame the guy self for her cheating.

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@adeoluadeyinka @Wellness_Tosin My brother, if na you, you go take back woman wae cheat few months to una wedding?

[DAVE💀🇦🇷🇫🇷 @the_real_David5]

😭😭😭😭

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@nekekings1 No worry, if competition starts, you go find out😂

[Culmoon @OlaBelloY]

@Elkrosmediahub 😂😂😂

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"one thing I love about we girls is we clock out of the relationship before finally dumping his ass"

Ugo do am, una dey cry😭😂😂