Okara

My Tweets are mine and Retweets don't mean endorsement!

[Okara @Oladev]

In this life, people are wired differently, some Dey crase, some Dey Denge, some Dey pose. Ascertain that, and live through!

[Prince @P_r_iince]

One of the funniest things i experienced practicing in Nigeria was when they brought a 'Masquerade' to the emergency room.

He had apparently been in a fight with another crazy human who beat him up and i could see blood seeping through the costume but the Masquerade enchanters who brought him insisted that i couldn't remove the costume or reveal his face because it was a taboo for 'Ordinary human' to see the gods face to face 😅.

But the gods are bleeding and saying help me doctor.

I had to refer.

[Okara @Oladev]

Lol.

And Nigerians are bothered about who calls them by their first name 😂

[Glowing Vee🩷🌹 @glowinvee]

“We allowed Governor Adeleke to run another tenure in osun state, because he pledged to remain loyal to president Bola Ahmed Tinubu and support him in the 2027 presidential elections...... The apc still controls all the affairs in the state”

— FCT Minister Nyesom Wike

[Okara @Oladev]

@Tobipeter8 😂😂😂😂
In that movie, Peter was a minor though

[Okara @Oladev]

@Accoid @reallionsamuels This isn't the flex you think it is.

[Okara @Oladev]

@KIRAAH_ @__edi__b Yeah, you've never seen.

Genuinely asking tho, was it not a corporate event? Was it not the company's media team that put out the clip or was it live?

[Okara @Oladev]

@dagizzl Average Nigerian enjoys being in chains and when you try to open their eyes to see the chains, they can break your hand

[Okara @Oladev]

Most of you disrespect Peter Obi, Tinubu, Wike, other political and religious leaders here everyday but you draw the line when someone addresses another person by their first name. 😂😂

[Okara @Oladev]

Every employee at my workplace calls their boss by their first name.

Cleaners, drivers, security guards.

EVERY EMPLOYEE!

[Okara @Oladev]

"Please call me Mr Elumelu or TOE" - perfectly reasonable.

"I don't subscribe to that kind of Oyinbo life" - unnecessary coming from a global leader.

[Okara @Oladev]

@the_beardedsina Temu didn't kill any. Konga lost investors far back 2018. Temu was founded 2022, a disruptor making the market more competitive (low prices + aggressive marketing)but has poor delivery service.
Jumia doesn't, is evolving.

The real battle is who can win on price and delivery

[Chioma designs kids wear @tchyoma]

My friend makes THE BEST cakes in Port Harcourt. Her name is Ifechi and she makes the most decadent cakes 🎂 Cake so good people were scrambling for the last bits in church yesterday, shocked to find that the entire cake was coated in white/brown chocolate.

[Okara @Oladev]

@OAkin70012207 @Amaddream_ @bigBoseme @Offingman 😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

The wait is over.

@Arsenal are Premier League champions.

[Okara @Oladev]

Something like this should be done in the city/State that usually blocks roads for burials and weddings..... but Naira can easily equal the $ before that is done.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS; Anambra state Government bans cows, rice, other expensive gifts as condolence gifts. Also No more midweek burials as Burials are now to be a one-day event

[Simi @SympLySimi]

@FakeAjebutter I strongly believe he doesn't really know how retarded he sounds 3/4 of the time.

[Simi @SympLySimi]

1. Do a vid mash-up of Obama's speeches and Jonathan's speeches.

2. Tie Jonathan to a chair.

3. Make Jonathan watch it.

4. Watch him cry.

[Okara @Oladev]

Tom Brady and Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix have similar jokes. Probably used same script.

[Okara @Oladev]

@Billion_solar What if it was Peruzzi? Why didn't you assume it was him that gave the instructions?

[Okara @Oladev]

@PureMinD__ I'm sure DCP fleet are petrol/diseal powered. Heck, even Marble House probably has diseal powered backup power supply

[Okara @Oladev]

@LASHYBILLS So, everyday he sees the cat as the reason why he doesn't have a PS5 anymore. If he's really that mischievous (with intent to deliberately hurt the cat), wonder what he's do to it in secret.