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Engineering the life I want | Brains, Focus… and a little mystery

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

@banksofcalgary And that’s exactly the point I made about having the conversations.

Someone on a managerial role back home, should ordinarily not be desperate to leave without a tangible plan. If so, he should as well be desperate to take any job to survive.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

The husband should have saved his dignity by having the honest conversation with her before agreeing to come sha. I can’t afford to leave a managerial role in a big coy back home to go do some shitty work abroad. Never!

if that was our agreement, you can’t blackmail me to do it

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

You sponsored your husband to join you in Canada.

Since he arrived 2 years ago, he has refused to take any job that isn't a "managerial" role, while you work double shifts at the hospital to keep the lights on.

He sits on the couch all day, complaining that the country emasculates men.

Big Sigh!

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Had to go back to school, do a lot extra work for years and haven’t still gotten his feet yet. Not everyone has the mental bandwidth for that stressful life.

So, everyone should just have proper conversation before making some japa decision abeg. It’s not rosy anywhere! /4

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

cos, he must have made the decision of not coming abroad to do shitty job when he can conveniently live his life back home.

That said, I know someone who was on Captain rank as medics in the NA, that left his job to start all over with his wife abroad. 3/n

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

I met a lady on the bus one day, she looks so tired going to work that day, we got talking and she complained how tired she’s at her Job. She said her husband and 3 children are back home cos he has refused to join her there. I didn’t blame him🤷‍♂️ 2/n

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Na you wey rizz babe this kind thing go begin explain am yourself.

Just save yourself the stress and tell her she’s a 10, make una 2 move on to the next step

[Shegzycoleman007 @Shegzycoleman07]

Omooo
I just saw one maddd math rizz line

If X+U= 15
I would assume X=5

Barzzz 😮😮

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

How i am seriously hungry and at the same time lost appetite for all the food i have in my fridge need to be studied. I can’t exactly fathom what i could eat to satisfy my hunger.

Looks like i need new food recommendations🤦🏻‍♂️🤲

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

I really don’t subscribe to the idea of freezing fresh supplies sha.

Tomatoes was on all time high when I came in, so I already have registered the cost as constant in my budget so I don’t bother myself about when it gets high or low.

[Ola 🇨🇦🍁 @saint_ola]

Living abroad has taught me how to make hay while the sun shines. 6 months is the actual time you have to plant and store, while the other 6 months are winter period and you can’t even get to buy any cheap produce again. This is how tomatoes are sold in cases, and I’ll show you how we store food for the next 6 months in this video.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

@alpontif People’s perspectives about me only change when they come closer.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

@alpontif Bro, people have constantly formed opinion about me from distance cos of the way I walk right from my pry school days. I had to skip class one time in uni cos a lecturer crashed out on me based on this. When all I just do is walk with no intention of showing pride. Omo!

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Any economy that has a fixed interest rate of 18% for 41years will most likely leave the return on that investment after 41years really worthless sha.

The 885m after 41 years will most likely have the value of 1-2m

[Ayo @ayo_solace]

This thing looks very incorrect and impossible until you do the calculations yourself.

Compounding is really crazy!

This is an investment of N1M in 10, 20, 30 and 41 years, at 18% annually WITHOUT ADDING ANYTHING.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

One of the problems most people have with maths at secondary level is their inability to understand basic concepts of maths.

The funny reality is, you will almost not be able to get an entry-level (GT) job in Nigeria if you don’t understand these type of maths!

[Amaka🦋🎀 @D_realDiamond]

"HCF and LCM"

Peak fooling

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

I was going to tweet this thing the other day😂

Writers they write with AI-assistants, reviewers Dey review with AI too.

May the best prompter win in the end 😅

[Ademola @Demo4show]

Reviewer 2 used AI to review our manuscript.

The next few years for academics and research will be messy.

😩

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

I read this and it sounds so funny to me. This person will most likely love to be married and relocated abroad. But trust me there are places abroad you’d not wish to live too o.

Imagine say dem marry you go Prince Edward Island😂

[DUNMEENEENU🌹❤️ @Beebah_Naturals]

Marrying late no fear me reach make dem marry me go Ekiti or Akure. . . God please 😭😭

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Oga o. Oloun gba wo lowo egbon adaripon yii bayyi o, cos, kitun leleyi baayi

[Samuel Ajayi, PhD @SamdGreat01]

International students in US can no longer go for internship except it's made a condition for graduation by their department

Take note of this if you're looking for options for industry experience as an international student

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Been doing this since 1947 😂😂

I apply same approach in washrooms that have just tissue for number 2, clean up with the tissue first, Open the closet water tank, damp the tissue with water, squeeze the water to wash and clean again with tissue

[Idris Ayinde, FCA, CFA @hedrees_ayinde]

Skills issue 😄.
Get enough tissue and damp in enough water. Squeeze the tissue to release the water for clean up and dispose after use 😊.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

‘Apple of her Mama’s eye, she be trophy daughter’ nothing come close to that track man

[Fola @manlikefola_]

Iya Basira was good but it was literally about Food abeg abeg😭😭Nothing will ever touch Whiskey.

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

@ZoMahna @_aaadedapo Ayo interviewed me and every time I mentioned sir while answering him, he kept interjecting me with: my name is Ayo 😂

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

She doesn’t necessarily have to call the name with the ‘good morning’ in that kind of environment, it wasn’t necessary.

[With all my love, Lala🦋 @Wakaholic_nurse]

It’s well🙏🏾

[Ọlámilékan @Olamiii__]

Shouldn’t this person be arrested for physical assault already?? Or am I missing something?

[Philip Nop @PhilipObinna12]

His offense was picking a client call instead of taking it to the chairman 🥲

Say no to yahoo in 2026🙏