Kevin B. Murray

Dramatic sneezer, people pleaser. Too old for Hamlet--Too young for Lear.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Netflix really gunning to be Millenial Lifetime.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

This is way too similar to the climax of Don’t Look Up to not be seriously concerned about the fate of humanity.

https://t.co/MLpGHQGSiz

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Does anyone else just see this guy in their head whenever someone mentions the #Omicron variant?

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Justice served. #ChauvinTrial

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

If I never again saw a TikToker or Instagram influencer touch their chin like they’re thinking in a video it would be too soon. #TikTok #Instagram #Influencers

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

There’s like 50 people total at this thing, and Taylor Swift is stuck with two of her exes. #TheGrammys

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

There are few joys as specific and oddly satisfying as coming home and truly smelling your own home’s smell.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

This one minute of casual nonsense deserves an Oscar. @stephksays https://t.co/OGaGNAfhL8

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

You’re tired of wearing a mask?
Well I’m tired of this shit dragging on because no one can follow rules, like a bunch of toddlers.
Guess we’re all tired.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Watching Ryan Murphy sit through Borat’s speech was worth 2020. #GoldenGlobes

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

My favorite part of Agatha All Along is that it looks like they used the “one for fun” take for every one of Kathryn Hahn’s cheeky winks to the camera. Genius.
#AgathaAllAlong

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Do you have absolutely no comprehension about how infinitely more ridiculous you look than the thing you are protesting!?!?!?

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Trump’s defense team is routinely calling the insurrectionists “criminals”.
Trump acted pointedly to not stop the danger, even fatal, that threatened Pence and other Senate Republicans on 1/6.
Fox News is now his enemy.
If you follow Trump, you will one day be his victim.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

#WandaVision : My god was that a pitch perfect episode of television, or what?

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

@MountainDew #MTNDEWMAJORMELON
82?

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Well that was just a delight. Gonna go sit under my own vine and fig tree. 🌿❤️🤍💙🌳
#InaugurationDay

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Duh Pence showed up, Gaga’s performing. #Inauguration2021 #Pence #ladygaga

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

Free speech is not arresting someone for what they say.

Kicking someone off Twitter is “Sir, we have to ask you to leave, you’re disturbing the other guests.”

Kicking TRUMP off Twitter is “Sir, you have to leave because the rest of your party trashed the kitchen.”

#TrumpBanned

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

All the BLM activists and Georgia Democratic heroes that were booked by news outlets to celebrate last night’s wins are stuck answering questions about how they feel about the Capitol terroists. That’s systemic racism in action.

[Kevin B. Murray @Old4Hamlet]

*insurrectionists storm the Capitol*

I felt a great disturbance in Dry January, as if millions of Americans suddenly cried out “shit, now treason!?” and were suddenly drunk.

#CapitolBuilding #DryJanuary