Jason Parness

sand and pebbles and rocks and mountains and planets and stars

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

🐧🐧🐧

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

RT for a chance to win a custom DRAGON BALL FighterZ [T] #XboxOneS. NoPurchNec. Ends 1/28/18. #DBFZXboxSweepstakes rules: https://t.co/ZjS9A2T5Vl

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

It's #PatsHatFriday and it's playoff time!

RT to enter to win a 2017 Touchdown Knit @NewEraCap. Rules: https://t.co/Fka5ISxNt9

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This is not good enough. We are being led over a cliff by a pathetic bunch of absolute incompetents. David Davis is upset that the EU actually listened to something he said. With that, back to science. Mars is fascinating. I’ll tell you why I’m learning about it ASAP :-) https://t.co/xecQJ2M8QB

[ⒹⓇ. ⒿⒺⒻⒻ ⓇⒾⓁⒺⓎ @DrRiley_Writes]

On top of all his other accomplishments, John Young, who just passed away at age 87, was the first astronaut officially reprimanded by NASA because of actions during a space flight.

The reason: he smuggled a corned beef sandwich aboard Gemini 3.

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

anyone interested can continue to follow me @JasonParness
just a little spring cleaning 👀

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Bundle up for the winter weather with #PatsHatFriday! RT to enter to win a 2017 Throwback On Field Knit @NewEraCap!

Rules: https://t.co/vZXbmjlhV1

[MLB Memes @MLBMeme]

My favorite play from 2017 💯😍

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

GUY WHO INVENTED THE PHOTOGRAPH: I invented the photograph!

GUY WHO HATES THE GUY WHO INVENTED PHOTOGRAPHS AND IS ABOUT TO INVENT PUZZLES: Cool can I see that?

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

why tho https://t.co/1TwU83Vm8K

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Here is π expressed as a continued fraction

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

“in my living room watching but i am not laughing ...the world is cold, but bold men take action” @mikeshinoda https://t.co/DCKEDDUih2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

marlins: *trade once in a generation power hitter*
marlins: “hey, anyone know where we can get a big bat?” https://t.co/4SFEunJNYW

[Joe Frisaro @JoeFrisaro]

The @Marlins' overhaul includes seeking big bats. Club in market for some pop. https://t.co/uA7W0WoaHZ

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

what the fuck kind of stat is this https://t.co/2ImragvN0p

[Fish On First Podcast @FishOnFirstPod]

DID YOU KNOW: For the 5th time in the last 9 seasons, the Marlins finished with a better record than the Dolphins.

That’s our very random stat of the day.

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

when i find my piece of mind,
i’m gonna keep it for the end of time

[New York Mets @Mets]

Hey #Mets fans...#OnTo2018

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

Right Here, Right Now https://t.co/KdLG8mQREy #NASA

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron is the 👑 of the chase down block (via @NBA) https://t.co/gskcX9GBqR

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

beautiful shot https://t.co/gQypCHRygw

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

A Chilly End to 2017 for the Northeast https://t.co/aZLetOUBK1 #NASA

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Stay warm & RT to enter to win a 2017 Throwback On Field Knit @NewEraCap!

#PatsHatFriday rules: https://t.co/G27OoOUZQg

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

chill dawg https://t.co/4JB2hlzBKb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[Jason Parness @OldAccountJason]

@LKrauss1 how often do you travel to other countries? looks like fun!