Hoochie Matriarch

Baltimore bred and Carolina fed. Sugar Mama. I'm somewhere minding my business.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Breaking out in hives from laundry detergent was not on my bingo card today.

This is old age.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I wash my crochet bundles 😬.

Idk what they put on the hair, but I’m going to wash it every time.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

All the boob lights were changed to led flush mount lights.

It’s much brighter in the house now.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

In my 40s with perimenopause.

I did have it in my 20s though ☺️

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

What’s stopping you from getting this stomach.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I looked down and my right pinky toenail was gone.

😬

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Let me come over here. One of my threads went viral and I need a break from commentary.

What yall been doing?

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

😩

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Me every 5 minutes: Boostin bitches, where y’all at?

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I fear I may really like my job and Ima do everything in my power to stay put.

Also they gonna have to drag me away from my manager. 🤣

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I need a jewelry. I’m ready to invest in my pieces. I’m not losing jewelry anymore.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I look pretty today ☺️

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Had to put a pore strip on Ethan’s nose.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

This child is impressed that I made cornbread from scratch.

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Man I miss being skinny.

I have money now. 🤣

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

🤣

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

I want to buy liquor in the regular grocery store. 😞

Only ever did it once in LA.

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Booking flights and traveling is good for your mental health

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

@aguadekefir Naw we good

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

🗣️ALL I WANTED WAS YOUUUUUUUUU

[Hoochie Matriarch @OldBaeSeason]

Some women are mean to attractive men because they know they can’t get him and idk wtf that is about.

They tearing this man up on Threads and all he said is guess where I’m going.