Old Captain Log

May or may not contain live bees.

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If you throw a trashcan away in a trashcan can it blow a hole in spacetime? #spacetimeproblems

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@Matthew__Moreno Due to injury concerns, they should try to hold onto Rortvedt. I know he is a very light hitting catcher. But the man called some gems for the pitching staff last year.

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@OhChev I refuse to believe Eli Willits has ever got a hit with that swing.

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@starpowerdrummr If he were still around, I feel like Buddy Rich would approve.

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@CeraGibson I assume this is about people asking to see my cockatiel.

She is very fat and sassy.

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@scrufacejean At least some folks still have that heat.

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@mariabamfoo Lord, I loved watching these when they came out. Not to mention some of them branched into being both tragic and touching.

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@DrJoy37742871 @traecrowder “Lots?”

Go on, prove it.

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@jayhaykid I’m beyond pumped for Benny Biceps to be back. Check out the games he caught, then what the Dodger’s pitchers said about him. He’s the Platonic ideal of a backup catcher.

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@1234Gally @shenanigansen Brother, sister, or anyone between, let me say something. Everything ends. The journey for all of us has a terminus. You don’t focus on the credits, which will eventually roll for us all.

It’s about tiny, little steps towards making today better than yesterday.

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@TheRealTapscott The Keibert at DH with a bronze at catcher makes it legit.

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@ChadMoriyama Roki is so, so, so young at 24 years old. He will get to elite status with time, all contingent on his fastball developing. In the meantime, he can be a scary postseason presence in the pen.

I still believe there is an underlying health issue impacting his fastball.

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@ChadMoriyama The entire universe seems to forget that Sho “regressed” from Cy Young fav #1 to #3 when his sub 1.5 ERA ballooned to 1.79 after his finger exploded.

Dude was wearing a fake nail for a while.

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@H0RANGI He might have been getting choked up, and been very aware of the camera.

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@mao_hour @eddierandoux @PawtucketSox First, that’s an AI summary, not a search.

Second, I cropped the picture to help you out. Because the AI contradicted itself.

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@andyyyymicccc @HyeseongKimMuse Better than Machado, Bogaerts, Merrill, Fermin, Laureano, Duran, and Song. So I’m OK with that for a super utility man.

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@Doodlelot @ZicaLaser I don’t love how this list looks in a vacuum. But it’s trying to communicate that active listening is more important to a distressed person than talking to fill uncomfortable space.

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@littlemann17 I decided to make a video debuting Dustin May. Then got promptly mercy’d for the first time this cycle. But hey, seeing someone get whacked makes for a good vid!

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@thebenchesclear Roki lost his father and grandparents during a tsunami when he was a kid. He also threw a perfect game followed by eight more perfect innings in his next start. Not to mention his barely being twenty-four.

He will figure it out. I ain’t stigmatizing a guy showing emotions.

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@rockmeannadeus We love Rushing, because the team needs one insane person just in case shit pops off.

Joking aside, Rushing also owns his mistakes and strives to improve mentally. He knows he has to improve himself. : stares at Jarren :