Clarke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇲🇹

English. Man. Old School. Polite, but not PC.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Roll on 🕚 31st Dec 2020 #BREXIT

[Lance Forman @LanceForman]

What’s the biggest threat to the planet now:

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Wouldn't it be fantastic if the Government started a huge 'Buy British 🇬🇧' campaign?

We make the best produce in the world - we should celebrate it!

Our farmers, fishermen and economy would all get an enormous boost.

What's not to like?!

[Bob For A Full Brexit @boblister_poole]

My Son was asked in school by his teacher why he was a Boris Johnson supporter. He said Because my Father & Mother are Boris supporters"
The teacher asked "If your father was a moron and your mother was an idiot what would that make you?"
He replied "A Jeremy Corbyn supporter"

[Fact @Fact]

When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental one

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Very encouraged by the UK negotiating position. Boris is keeping his promises, for now.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Rumours flying that Boris is ready to tear up the Political Declaration.

Despite what EU figures say it is not a legally binding document - they get such a good deal out of it!

If true it looks like Boris is set to go all out for 'taking back control.'

Fasten your seatbelts!

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Man goes on telly and says something sensible that the vast majority of people are thinking. And this is what happens. Send @LozzaFox some love, folks.

[Fact @Fact]

Hibernation is sleeping through the winter. Estivation is sleeping through the summer.

[Fact @Fact]

Don't be afraid of growing old. A lot of people never make it that far.

[Fact @Fact]

Tip: If a shirt shrinks, put it in a bowl with ice water and one cup of hair conditioner. It will restore it to its normal size.

[Fact @Fact]

Generally, a woman will only argue with someone she truly cares for. Arguing less occurs when she's less interested.

[♥️Nat♥️ @QueenNat33]

Who are the better looking men...

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Comedy is dead.

[Paul Read GB @PaulReadGB]

My new British passport is so technically advanced it allows me to live, work and study in over 200 other countries.

[Wake UK 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇦🇺🇨🇦 @NickMalyon1]

Who do you trust more?

[Debbie Digg @imlovinjustinbe]

I've loads sympathy for anyone that's been flooded, must be terrible.
But whys it Boris's fault?
What do you want him to do about the weather?
Why are you expecting compensation from the Government?
Don't you have insurance?
Maybe if EU hadn't stopped us dredging rivers?