OldDogNewFix

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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: The famous self-help TV doctor wore a new suit which was delicately ornamented. "You look nice," an audience member said. Phil agreed. #TLP

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This Week Only - Star Trek Theme - Today's Lexophile Pleaser: If she used a phaser to comb her fiery locks, that would be a Cleverly Brusher. #TLP

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This Week Only - Star Trek Theme - Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Starfleet ordered that all Federation citizens must acquire their provisions from Amazon. It was a Prime Directive. #TLP

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This Week Only - Star Trek Theme - Today's Lexophile Pleaser: When the Star Trek fan posted a picture of Geordi with the words, THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE GLASS, he said, "Meme be up." #TLP

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This Week Only - Star Trek Theme - Today's Lexophile Pleaser: If you told The Next Generation's doctor that one day she'd teach Data how to tap dance, I doubt it would phase her, let alone Crusher. #TLP

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This Week Only - Star Trek Theme - Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Dr. McCoy asked Captain Kirk why he wanted to study paleontology. "Dino Bones." #TLP

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Today’s Lexophile Pleaser: I think, today, I will be especially polite. Civil, right? #TLP

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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: Aboard the sinking ship, the Director of Edward Scissorhands save himself instead of our family. I thought, "well, that's very timorous." #TLP

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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I'm writing a mash-up story combining Terms of Endearment and Death of a Salesman. I'm calling it Flaphappy. #TLP

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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: When the hungry carnivore found out the prize for winning the contest was a raw, cured cut of pork he shouted, "gammon!" #TLP