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I'm a travelin' man, made a lot of stops...

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If your Why doesn’t fuel your grind, you need a new Why...

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@MayoIsSpicyy Wait’ll you hear about the CIA…

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@FoxNews FoxNews synopsis - White people good, minorities bad

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@DiamondandSilk Nah. Most of us good folk out here like democracy…

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@TomiLahren Oh Becky. You’re just pissed the thug was white…

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@KellyWRobison Quite honestly, the only celeb I can think of as overrated as Elvis is Joe Namath. Good morning.

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@thebradfordfile Not to put too fine a point in it, but Trump was sucking Putin’s cock, so…

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@WednesdayMartin “Abortion as birth control” is typically a man saying “you’re not gonna keep it, are you?”

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@TomiLahren Child abuse! Bwahahaha!!! Matt Gaetz trafficking underage girls. Now THAT’S child abuse…

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@laurenboebert Sweetie, has anyone explained what it means that your restaurant closed? That means not open. Like Chick Fil A on a Sunday. No, you don’t have to serve old pork sliders anymore. No sweetie, your husband can’t still show his peepee to underage girls. You’re closed…

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@AttyAbdul Buddy of mine beat Rokita’s ass at Wabash. Shame we didn’t have camera phones back then…

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@FoxNews And y’all wanna force those women to give birth, yes?

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@abbeysuekos Bought Plan B at Walgreens. Because I’m a girl dad. And Indiana. Cashier claimed she couldn’t apply the coupon. Pharmacist went off in a huff. Question - do I have a face that says IGAG about your thoughts on my daughters bodily autonomy? Ring me up…

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@blinkist IONO, but I’m guessing Eugenics Handbook is one.

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@mattyglesias Issa joke, right?

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@Venti__Poet Acting skills on par with Tony Danza and Keanu Reeves…

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@Jim_Jordan Tell us about the wrestlers Gym…

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@Coach_Patt34 Tip knows what’s up..,

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@Jim_Jordan And time for sexually-abused OSU wrestlers to begin blaming you. Seriously, how can you tweet any of this knowing you failed student-athletes in your care??

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@laurenboebert It's not a typo. You're just too stupid to know how to write out the garbage that comes from your mouth. Straight up Trash Panda...

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@laurenboebert Not only are you the trashiest Rep, you may well be the stupidest. It’s ‘therein lies, not ‘there enlies', you idiot.

Post a copy of your GED or resign...