William Li

'It is wrong from beginning to end,'
said the Caterpillar...
Mostly #DadJoke quality quips about #InfoSec, business, law, culture, and recursion. See website.

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@cixliv Humanity will regret this day.

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I almost never post on Twitter anymore but it must be said: #TheMuppetShow is outstanding. No notes.

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@Slate My review of the author of the article: unintentionally hilarious wannabe music writer assigned a review but can't get over something that happened to him when was 10 and writes about that instead.

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@BretBaier @VP So like normally after you ask a question, you let the person answer. But I guess that's not what they taught you in clown school

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Okay, well that's it for me for #twitter again. This platform is a husky of it's former self (which tbh, never got past mid). #HorrorCommunity

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@ksorbs Did you just ask if the candidates prepared for the debate by anticipating the obvious topics? Asking for a friend.

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In the middle of the #PresidentialDebate recap: "I cannot confirm that the name of the cat is Olivia Benson" and then later "I can now confirm the cat's name is Benjamin Burton"

Great investigative journalism, #CNN
#TaylorSwiftEndorsement

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@johnnybananas You have the meats, @johnnybananas

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"I have a concept of a plan." Did I hear that correctly? #Debate2024

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Wait wait wait. Okay #Debate2024 question: Was fascist dictator Victor Orban cited as a character reference?

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I haven't posted in a long time but friends from #Springfield, I really want to know: Are trans liberal immigrants forcing you to eat cats? A simple yes or no will suffice #Debate2024

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@laurenboebert Oh... You demand, do you? I demand you resign immediately and apply to a convent. Ophelia didn't do it for Hamlet, you aren't doing it for me, and Joe Biden isn't doing it for you. See how that works, Congresswoman?

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@QuantumMagick @themaxburns Word

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@SeaPubSchools , I think your PBX is down. None of the 206-252-XXXX numbers are working for inbound.

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

https://t.co/6GVWcWoZiv

Yeah... #twitter has run its course. As with IG, FB, tumblr, blogspot, MySpace, Friendster, IRC Chat, nanveant MUD, alt space on Usenet news, and local area code BBSes... Time to go

#infosec peeps, go ahead and hit me up on Mastodon [email protected]

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

#JeopardyToC Game 6 was total insanity! Great job, Professor.

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@NoContextBrits Absolute Jump rope!
Absolute Tax abatement!
Absolute Linoleum!

Wow... It really works.

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@WilliamShatner I love the Holiday Special. I don't understand why it's not considered a Holiday classic like "Frosty the Snowman" or the Norelco Razor Santa Claus commercial

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@pattonoswalt Was your account running with the shadows of the night?

[William Li @OldFatherWm]

@creamstorm69 I have just discovered the secret to... Oh hold on, I will be right back...