Old Candy

"You kids can't top the original."

(Not afflicted with frickbears team.)
(Render art by @RBLXrat)

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

[📌]

"May be old, but I can still teach you youngins a thing or too about good food service."

OLD CANDY JOINS FRICKBEAR'S PARODY TWITTER!

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "Make a mess on the way out. Remember, we hate these pigs."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez [He would roll his eyes if he had them.]

"Fine, whatever, keep it. Look, you outta beat it and head back to Candy's I got work to do at this trashhole."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "Yo wait let me get a slice that shit look good as hell"

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez [Oldy stopped responding, just looking off in the distance. He was having a moment.]

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "I remember it like it was yesterday. The dogs.. God, they were monsters. Had a buddy. His name was Jimmy Twopaws. Good kid, just got married, baby on the way. Watched my own sargent shoot him to make an example."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "You really need to get back to those AA meetings. I knew a kid like you, back in the war.. Good guy, but couldn't put down that bottle.."

[He looked off into the distance.]

"Got too drunk, shot one of our men. They had him hung. I'll never forget it."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "You don't even know how the company works you, nit-wit! My grandson is just the face, I do damn near everything else, including making sure you get paid."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RatzNRabiez "I'm here doing my JOB, to support the business."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@BOLTSNBANANAS [The cat snatched the money, flicking through it to make sure it was all seven.]

"Hm.. Guess you made yourself useful. Alright, let's scram, this place is disgusting."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@BSBucksAlot "Doing my responsibilities, as if anyone in this dump knows what that means"

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@BSBucksAlot [Oldy grit his teeth, trying his hardest to yank his arm away to no avail. He would be clawing at Freddy, but those fell off years ago.]

"Get off me, you ruck! Nothing in here is worth stealing anyway, I'm taking back something my grandkid left in here."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

[INT BAIT.]

[You hear a shuffling around the kitchen when you go to investigate.. It was an old cat, rummaging through the draws, he's not supposed to be here!]

[He also doesn't seem to notice you.]

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RubyOfficialacc "Bastard.."

[The cat put his hand on his chin, looking past Ruby completely.]

"Listen, kid, if you ever want a job that doesn't kill you, come on over to Candy's. We have working bathrooms and good food. And no weird smells."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

[At the window, the silhouette of a cat peaked over the side. Was it Candy? Uh.. Technically. It was an old man!]

"Huh? A kid? At Freddy's? That's a recipe for disaster."

[He.. Wasn't attacking. Good.]

"What are you doing here, kiddo?"

[ᴿᵘᵇʸ @RubyOfficialacc]

[ INT BAIT ]

[Last night shift at Freddy Frickbear's Pizzeria. Ruby nervously and sleepily looked around, checking every dark corner. The tension in her body was growing and her eyes were closing...What could possibly happen in one day?]

#fivenightsatfrickbears3

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RubyOfficialacc "Lost a lot of good men out there. They were too young.. Now Freddy is hiring kids? He's just like those generals.."

[There is no way this animatronic fought in a war, but his expression sure looked like he did.]

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@RubyOfficialacc "Hiring kids?! This place really is the pits.. Reminds me of the war, listen, back then they had to take whoever they could get and they had to put kittens on the frontlines.. It was awful. Back there fighting the dogs."

[He looked off in the distance in complete silence.]

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

@ForalFeline @BOLTSNBANANAS "Competition is also competitive, kiddo, with Freddy out of the way we have a real shot to get ahead of the curve before he inevitably comes back. But for now, we gotta throw a good old-fashioned shindig."

[Old Candy @OldFrys]

"HA! Good things really do come to those who wait. Half-off burgers for the rest of the week! Stuff like this demands a celebration."

[𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕕𝕪 '𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜'𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣 @ThatsShowBizFaz]

I hope ya'll are as ready as I am to get back to work tomorrow.

Though, has anyone noticed that the lights seem a bit funky?-

--[TAKEOVER START]--