Alex

Cows, Sport, Mountains etc.

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@HefinR Definitely wasn’t designed by someone who regularly has to decide between hedge or tractor

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@HefinR @lelyrobotman @RedTractorFood Forage with a carbon footprint akin to soya, all seems very clever!

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@HefinR @lelyrobotman Somewhere near my maths too on that. Can’t imagine feeding fresh lawn clippings is the most conducive of a healthy rumen environment either…

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@HefinR @lelyrobotman First thing me and Georgie noticed watching it. Also feeding the grass clippings from the football stadium? Wonder where they get the other 90% of forage DMI…

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Dark times. Even darker when the rest of the school were allowed to wear Brazil shirts on the Monday.

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@duffy1972 The worst bit is “it’s only water vapour” so clearly absolutely fine to blow across my sons face… infuriating to put it mildly.

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Lightning attacks, strong right wing? You’ll be conquering Europe in no time.

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Not quite Jack Roworth

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly You mean wearing a giant hat and pretending you had nothing to do with Blurred Lines isn’t your thing?

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Omitting some big names there. Chimbonda, Steed Malbranque, Jenas (coincoincoin)

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Honestly bring back owners like him. No more faceless consortiums and absent yanks. Give me Delia Smith, Silvio Berlusconi, Mike Ashley over the Glazers and FSG

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Trophyless 15th better than Europa League and 17th apparently. Who knew?

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly Amorim right now

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

Onana might well be the worst player I’ve ever seen in a United shirt. That’s saying something as I’ve seen Gabriel Obertan.

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@NickJWReilly We are going to dick you 3-0 (United will almost certainly lose)

[Alex @OldGafferGamgee]

@duffy1972 @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour And it’s already not worth producing here for the looks of things. I’m just hoping that we manage to get some beef into the US now we have reciprocal access!