Old Man Jenkins

I don't wanna be a burden!

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

Sorry folks, I was in the hospital for a few days, Old Man Jenkins isn't quite as young and "hip" as he used to be.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@GrandmaSquarepa Then why do you make your cookies so heart-stoppingly good?

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

Mmmm, @GrandmaSquarepa get those sweet saggy tits over here and let me motorboat. Brrrrrbrrrrbrrrbrrrr!

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@SharkBruh @GrandmaSquarepa @DaDirtyBubbble @evilmanrayy That's my boy. At least he isn't a teachers pet like that @spongesquareup kid.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@SharkBruh @GrandmaSquarepa @DaDirtyBubbble @evilmanrayy I got my grandson to read it for me. He's a good noodle at school.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@GrandmaSquarepa @SharkBruh @DaDirtyBubbble @evilmanrayy Can you kids keep it down over here, I'm trying to hear my shows.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@SharkBruh @DaDirtyBubbble @evilmanrayy No but I beat you've never tried that Wrath of Neptune either boy. That shit messed up my pacemaker.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

All these talking about #BikiniBottomBeef is making me hungry. Almost time for my 3 o'clock snack.

[Grandma Squarepants @GrandmaSquarepa]

#BikiniBottomBeef

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@DaDirtyBubbble @evilmanrayy Back In my day we had some of the dankest seaweed you could ever imagine, this shit you kids smoke ain't shit.

[Fred @MyLegFam]

@karenbeathatass @BigDickMermaid @ItsMFScooter @BaranacleBoy I WONDER HOW A COMPUTER IS TALKING. GET UNPLUGGED

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

Ahhh, I love the smell of Depends™ in the morning.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@eaj20091 Wanna take a ride in my Jalopy?

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@spongesquareup Your grandma thinks I'm pretty coordinated.

[Old Man Jenkins @OldM4nJenkins]

@spongesquareup Boy you better watch out, or I'll run you over in my beat up Jalopy.