Dixie Normous

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

For my entire life, no matter what is going on in the world, around 430pm pacific time you can tune to CBS and watch the chargers mount a feeble comeback in the 4th quarter

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ibluemyself @ryancin323 @justinobrien9 @jameseshelman MEAVIS

[7️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ TJ @TJDMCR]

Every Drake Maye pass over 15 yards was intercepted tonight.

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 Definitely calls plays like they don’t fully trust him and you kind of see why with some of those picks

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

Is anyone else’s mouth filling with blood???

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 Drake Maye-be bad at quarterback lol

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 It’s an embarrassment of riches with Briskett QB1 and Minshew QB2

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 If Darnold is out with a broken hip and in a nursing home for significant time I am concerned. But really nearly everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong and we were still in it the whole time. Price is going to be a stud. K9 who. How are you feeling?

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 @justinobrien9 @ibluemyself @jameseshelman They knew what they were doing. Clickbaiting sons a bitches

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 @justinobrien9 @jameseshelman @ibluemyself I won’t stand for a word of besmirching 🐴🐓🔒

[Ben Fawkes @BFawkes22]

The LA Rams just added Aaron Donald and are the clear Super Bowl favorite at sportsbooks at +500 odds.

➡️Over the past 30 years, the preseason favorite has had SB odds of +500 or better 20 times

Those short favorites have gone 0-for-20 ... never winning the big game

(1/2)

[Nick Emmanwori @3mmanwori]

All that for us 😂🫡

[ay @spoonlocks]

All this to stop me?

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 @justinobrien9 Works for us

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@ryancin323 we doing fantasy this year?

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

@ryancin323 @justinobrien9 Try Password1!

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

A book with viable sex positions for plus sized individuals called the Caramel Sutra

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

Me: I don’t care that Jaylen Milroe is playing QB I’m just happy to watch @Seahawks football on tv!

Me 15 seconds into a Milroe drive:

[Dixie Normous @OldManCarlson]

Woke up this morning absolutely jonesin for a Sunday morning octobox

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@ryancin323 @MLBHR How exotic!