Old Man Karsten

Love Tennants, have 4 kids and a big Sunderland supporter #comeonyoublackcats

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@young_karsten another sprog I see

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@garethjcullen Neither give me Titus Bramble all day long

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@J_Nearnz @karstwal Don’t worry my son I’ll be there with a 24 case of Belgium’s finest 💪🏼

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Dw she gets the overly hairy arms from me, a lot of testosterone in the family

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Everyone I’ve got some big news I’ve recently found out I’ve got another kid. This is Daughter Karsten, never met never will. Conceived on a one night stand. Ain’t no chance I’m paying child support for another sprog

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@femaleKarsten Never liked him he always rubbed me up the wrong way

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Cooooorrrr wasn’t I a sexy beast back in the day before I lost my hair. Still an absolute stud though 💪🏼💪🏼

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@femaleKarsten Meet me behind the bins of the local in 45 minutes 😉

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This is my twin sister her name is Old Woman Karsten and if there’s any eligible bachelors out there let me know. She’s been through a lot as you can see.

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@mills_mcgee I’d have you know I’m a treat to live with Stella Artois on tap what’s more to love than that

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@femaleKarsten I was a stud back in my day. Causing havoc at the Stadium of Light

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Look at my boy. What a looker

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@femaleKarsten It is luv don’t worry also got some KY jelly in there for afters if you catch my drift

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Throwback to when I went and saw my good friend Raoul Moat

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@karstwal Get us one lad

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@lolsmols Gareth Gates

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Happy birthday to the absolute legend that is Sydmond hope you have a cracking day. Looking well dapper in your new George ASDA suit. Women will be dripping wet for you pal

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@femaleKarsten Send them in the post please ;)