Kup's War Stories

Lad, we don't have time for this!

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

The facts were these. Some of us were zeroing in on some Cyber Mallards in the outlands of Menkar 6 when I got separated from my squad...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Listen. All alone, I was targeting invisible Terra Coopers on the wind-swept plains of Nekkar 1 when my circuits shorted...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Listen, nanobyte. For three days, we'd been being stalked by mysterious Lunar Shrews in the straits of Achird XII when, for some reason...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Oh yeah? Me and Prime were fighting in an arena for the amusement of a bunch of Magnesium Pharmacologists out by Minchir X when I had the worst idea of my life...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

It was a stormy night. Someone decided we should try riding shotgun with invisible Biomechanical Bats of Enif VIII and then I really got angry...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

It wasn't like this last time. We had the bright idea to try fighting off the unspeakable Photovoltaic Stingrays on a dump called Nash II when it happened...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

You don't know what it was like! All of us were fighting off mysterious Ferrous Frogs in the alien prison on Alaraph Minor when they rushed in...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

You wouldn't believe it! We had the bright idea to try using the universal greeting on the Cesium Stingrays in the gray mists of Delta Cygni

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

It was bound to happen. Some of us were getting trampled by some kind of Sulphur Cattle on Epsilon Orionis I when we found the lost temple...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Once again. We had the bright idea to try listening to the Servo Highwaymen in the outlands of Eta Tauri Theta when it all came rushing back...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Anyhow. Me and the Dinobots were riding shotgun with gigantic Robotic Radiographers from Kappa Ursae Majoris 1 when the sun went nova...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Anyhow. Some of us were trading photon charges with a heap of rusting Atom Squids in the forbidden desert of Sulafat 11 when I had the worst idea of my life...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

It was a stormy night. I was using the universal greeting on gigantic Seismic Grasshoppers on a dump called Alterf I when I saw what I needed to do...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Oh, really? Some of us were evading the legendary Thermo Paleontologists in the straits of Mu Leporis II when the fissure appeared...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Listen, junior! Crawling from the wreckage of the ship, we were being torn apart by the terrible Biomechanical Lawyers on Alpha Scorpii 11 when, suddenly...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

I'm getting to that part! For three days, we'd been fencing a bunch of Electro Behemoths from Xi Geminorum VIII when I got separated from my squad...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Where'd I leave off? Prime and I were brawling invisible Robo Executioners of Beta Cygni Minor when everything seemed hopeless...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

That's not what happened! We'd been trading fire with the Cosmo Zoologists beheath Heze 12 when, for reasons unknown...

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

That? Nothing! I was trapped while my squad was using the universal greeting on a bunch of Protonic Goshawks from the outlands of Arkab Prior

[Kup's War Stories @OldManKup]

Everything went still. I was targeting a legion of Petro Shrews beheath Theta Aquarii Epsilon when...