meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈

Right Handed Lefty. leader of your local Ronald Reagan hate club. local idiot. 30 🏳️‍🌈 she/he/they 🏳️‍🌈 bi 🏳️‍🌈

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

It’s actually a little upsetting how incredibly hilarious this was because personally nothing will top Tim getting increasingly angry with each dude that calls who isn’t Ayaka

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Saying this like his faptop was used last week and not over a decade ago

[New York Post @nypost]

Hasan Piker's seedy, sex obsessed life: Soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn https://t.co/uwpG2xCn0Q

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Genuinely part of why I never really got into smoking is I just don’t think it looks cool I just can’t get over every stoner I’ve met being like this corny.

[Koalapuffslive @koalapuffslive]

Stoner couples who sesh together:

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

I am voting for New Heidecker!

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

The system is old and broken... We need New ideas and New leadership in the AZ Governor office.

Watch New Amato's full Announcement video and learn more about the Campaign at https://t.co/Oa1YtBAAgr.

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Okay deleting twitter for real this time this app is gone I’m going to be an offline darling who has to ask “what is that?” To everything

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

“Created jobs” is not his impact on wrestling. Get a fucking grip.

[Finesse @ProWFinesse]

Xavier Woods has made such a huge impact in wrestling.

He created jobs for people with UpUpDownDown.

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

THIS is avant garde. It shouldn’t look like an arts and crafts project. It’s fashion, darling.

[Kea @jacquemusx]

Sabrina Carpenter in custom Dior by Jonathan Anderson, made out of film from the 1995 movie “Sabrina”. Amazing work!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Look at my Tim. His wife just divorced him for getting his blood clots removed from his brain

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

This is exactly what my miis are doing rn btw

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

I think I’m going to delete the Bella swan mii from my game she’s so boring to me. Even Edward mii said “I tried talking to her but I got bored” like okay go girl give me nothing

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

There’s one horsewoman that I’ve never seen a great match from and been like “she did soooo good” and everyone loves her and I just don’t get it it drives me crazy. Like what are you guys seeing that I’m not her promos are just yelling there’s no heart or soul I’m lost.

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Forcing this feud to be about a man when they’re being like this is something I will never get over they should have been gay

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Genuinely have a friend like this who only plays ranked bc he’s so sweaty he can’t just chill he gets too mad

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

we cant queue up anymore bro we have a problematic rage gap

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

I can’t believe she just exists oh my goddd

[sash @ripleysprada]

MISS RIPLEY WHAT THE FUCK THE LESBIANS ARE SHAKING!!!

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Obsessed with punk finally getting
a good tattoo and this dude thinks it’s bad. Sorry it’s not a Pepsi logo dude

[Corb💨💔✨ @HeartBreakCorb]

This looks painfully bad.

Atleast it means something to him i guess….
RIP larry.

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

Oscar knows ai isn’t art

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar.

• Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars

• Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

I don’t think we talk enough about how when Gregg made Tim try different popcorn he had him “cleanse his palette” with bbq chips

[meg 🦕🐦‍⬛🍺🏳️‍🌈 @OldManMeg]

I’ve got like only 6 miis and Tim is already mad af at Gregg turkington I love tomodachi life already omg art reflects life