Mike Pipper

Ooooh I Hates Me Them Rabbits!!! #MST3K

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@Daisy55oj It was an art film I tells ya!!!

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@Alinavisoootime Ask if she's using hollow points so I know whether or not to smooch her!!!

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@Hania16836 Dang ole Hoss Varmint!!!

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@Hania16836 Ashes to Ashes.
Dust to Dust.
Get the A1 Sauce.
Cause that shits a bust.

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@Liza137823 Can I get the money up front?!?! Feel like getting loaded!!!

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@_HaikusGoddess @DT2ComicsChat Cute Hillbilly Obstetrician Gals!!!

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@aroog1278 The Rowsdower of Automobiles!!! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@MemeOfSteel_ Split the difference and have 'em make out!!!

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Winona Ryder.

What's your favourite roles of hers?

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@RetroMoviesDB Convincing allegedly growed ass men that she's too chesty and lusty to handle!!! Now that's dadgum acting!!!

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@saniyafatma1278 I’d Do Anything for Love is a pretty good power ballad!!!

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@WWELadyRefJess Cute ref gal getting ripped to whoop crazy socker mom's shapely butt!!!

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@Lord_Sugar The wily and vicious three-toed Sloth!!!

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@DLCampanile "Meeea going to hurt yousa!!! Darth Jar Jar?!?!" 😱😱😱😱

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@TheBabylonBee He's humping the dadgum furniture!!! How many signs do ya need?!?! We're always horny!!!

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@otokyo Sesame Seeds!!! Crunchy!!!

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@WrestlingDiva26 Paige cause she's more fun!!!

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@worthitorwoke The Space Vampire movie was gold I tells ya!!!

[Sofia @Sofia50020Sofia]

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Jackie Gleason?