Old Man Tim says

A collection of corny, old man jokes put forth by our old pal Timothy, all documented on this twitter page run by his fiancée for you to enjoy! :)

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Tim: “you know you can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water” Me: “pardon” Tim “girl ants sink while boy ants are buoy-ant” 🐜 🐜 🐜

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Congratulations to Bronwyn who qualifies for the Eastern Canadian Championships for the first time in the 50 Back. @Middlesexswim

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Congratulations to Chris for winning bronze in the 200m Breaststroke at the Ontario Spring AA Championships @Middlesexswim

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Congratulations to Chris for winning bronze in the 200m Breaststroke at the Ontario Spring AA Championships @Middlesexswim

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Day 1 at the Ontario Spring Provincial Chsmpionships! @Middlesexswim

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Family

[SportsXpress London @SportsXpressLON]

The Middlesex Swimming club swimmers have enjoyed great success in the pool throughout the fall and early winter. @Middlesexswim

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#BellLetsTalk 💙

[James Harback @jpharbs11]

@Middlesexswim Alexis gold medal in the 1500 meter free first podium finish great job Alexis hard work is paying off. Also @OldManTimmy and @coachbrooke_ms thanks for your hard work with Alexis too

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"Everybody has bad days, but success is determined by what one does with those bad days." @Middlesexswim https://t.co/GO1PsGKP31

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Regionals: please be aware that OPEN events are reserved for PARA swimmers (swimmers with a disability). Any open events selected will be deleted. Please double check your entries and ensure you are reading all information on the event homepage before selecting.

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Declan qualifies for Ontario Festivals in the 200 fly for the first time! Congratulations @Middlesexswim

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Come out and support the Western Mustangs tonight at the WSRC pool @ 5:30 p.m.! #fastswimming @Middlesexswim https://t.co/6fMoWer4ih

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Best of luck to the Mustangs Swimming team today at the Western Invitational in the WSRC! All the action gets underway at 5:30 p.m. #PurpleReign

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Cameron places third in the 50 breast @Middlesexswim

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Dylan wins the 50 breast! @Middlesexswim

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Charlie places third in the 50 breast @Middlesexswim

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In the 50 breast Kat places first and Alexis places third! @Middlesexswim

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Quinn places third in the 200 back! @Middlesexswim

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Bronwyn comes third in the 200 back! @Middlesexswim

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Dylan wins bronze in the 50 free! @Middlesexswim