Old Man Winter

Baby Boomer with a Warm Heart & Cold Last Name. Visit my blog at

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Why did I come into this room?
I have no clue.
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed #oldagebrainfart

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Ugh. Hooman is pinning his farts on me again. #IfAnimalsCouldText

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Cakes on a Plane. #MakeAFilmFeelPositive

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

#MyClaimToFameIs having my own barcode.

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Restroom is out of order. #MakeMeNervousIn5Words

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

I was going to work my front beds this morning, but the a/c blew in my ear and made me realize how alluring she is. #itshot

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

A day just for me? I'm flattered! #SeniorCitizensDay

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Super Bowl is on...of puppies! #ThingsNeverHeardInTheMancave

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Thanks for participating in #ClearTheShelters. A hooman’s house is so much comfier than the pound.

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

We ducked under desks to avoid nuclearfallout. #BragAboutYourGeneration

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

You're welcome. #dogs #searchandresuce

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

I told my 93-year old mom that I was having a lot of aches and pains lately. She smiled sweetly and said, "Honey, you ain't seen nothin' yet." #thanksmom #oldageaintforsissies

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Aretha Franklin once said, “I will always be singing somewhere.” She knew that she'd be belting out a tune, even after her mortal body wore out. https://t.co/feNd20MaVF #QueenOfSoul #ArethaFranklin

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Clean up in Car 6! https://t.co/XLUws4CyTS #NationalRollerCoasterDay

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

A cowboy rides into town, wearing nothing but brown paper from head to toe. When the sheriff arrests him, the cowboy demands to know the charges. The sheriff replies, "Rustling." #NationalTellAJokeDay

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Gotta love #Texas. And tamales.

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

BWAH HA HA!

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Born to Be Riled. #ToddlerInspiredSongs

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

#MyChildhoodFear was the Beast with Five Fingers. It was like Thing on the Addams Family, except it wanted to strangle the crap out of you.

[Old Man Winter @OldManWinterTX]

Cousin Eddie's comin' fer a visit! #HillBillyFortuneCookies