Hetty

Old One, second oldest vampire in existence, and general bitch. I Iook like butter wouldn't melt, but you wouldn't want to see what's in this mouth.

[Ruther @Ruther2]

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[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

Shouldn't have been such a little twat then :D

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv *Is too busy hunting Bolivians to reply*

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv You're talking about things you don't understand little girl. Run along now and bore someone who gives a shit.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv I've not been doing too badly on it.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv Again, I'm. A. Fucking. Old. One.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv I've got a million better things to do with my time than piss about teaching you some manners.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv Alright darlin' whatever you think. A few phone calls and I could change your mind.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv And makes you no less likely to feel my boot up your arse.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@Picklepod I can't remember, I've met a lot of idiots in my time.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv I'm a fucking Old One. We've been dealing with insubordinate twats like you for centuries dear

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@Picklepod Just having to deal with the Old One equivalent of the village idiot

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv You wouldn't be doing that anyway. You'd be flying here so that I could skin you alive, roast you and let the locals eat you :)

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@0p0sitiv You want to try? I bit one of Herrick's skanky ears off for saying something like that once.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

Fucking bat shit crazy, personality disorder my arse, troublesome wanker

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

Ahhh back on English soil at last. London still smells of shit, just like I remember.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@RookinGrey Better. You do have your uses. But you're still a twat.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@RookinGrey Whatever. You can organise a private flight to Bolivia but you can't find me a children's book with fuck on the front. You suck.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

@RookinGrey That says fok. Twat.

[Hetty @OldOneHetty]

He didn't. Let down.