Old Ranchy

what, I gotta have a reason for everything????

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

had an CT scan ... pic of my brain :)

[musket @BigUnionGuy63]

Grindcels seething at relaxchads

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

feel exhausted throughout the work day?

try placing a cup of bleach next to your water cup . the added thrill of danger by potentially mixing them up will keep you alert, awake, & active ! if possible, ask a coworker to secretly switch them for you on a routine basis!

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

the fact ketchup is not prohibited at a federal level proves that the FDA is a group of nothing but quacks, liars, & con men

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

always carry cash in case I get jumped . might as well make it worth their time

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

the sun shines for me everyone else is just a freeloader

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

I wonder how long it was they had invented the stairs but not the railing ..

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

whoever thought to add a railing next to stairs so you can hold something so you don’t fall was so smart like that just makes so much sense

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

can’t lie if I was a skeleton I would totally play my rib cage like a xylophone with my clavicles I’m not even ashamed to say it

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

those yogurts you gotta stir first should be cheaper but theyy Jack up the price . factor in the labor cost

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

freakin hate pinocchio

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

@BreeSquare this is literally so tasty

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

might fuck around and become sentient idk yet tho

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

walking into a barber shop with a picture of myself

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

@blaynea8

[Diana Beaun @blaynea8]

I need to be taken to a farm and shot by an old man

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

is my neighbor homeless ? every time he goes in his house I can’t see him

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

#NewProfilePic

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

here’s your reminder that the inventor of the upside down ketchup bottle made 13 million dollars off it and you didn’t

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

logging in, to reply to tweets vs. when new content on my feed, there is not!

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

throwing a 2019 theme party

[Old Ranchy @OldRanchy]

the only good thing dobby did was die