my landlord calls me Emily

Taurus / Twitter toddler / Princess Procrastinate, overcooker of fish / Lesbian / (She/Her) / I don’t have robot hands

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

@holleighz I just talked about this with someone and the whole conversation was just “WHYYYYY?”

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@JackieCoxNYC Got that CC from the heart edit

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We all need this

[m @msnetik]

cleansing your timeline with this Mandy Patinkin clip from 2012 when the interviewer's wife went into labor

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It's been illuminating to see how many people I know really just trusting anyone who is a doctor. Why are you doing that? Stop doing that.

[Savvy_Mom #NoJusticeNoPeace #WearAMask @oSavvy_One]

@DavidBegnaud Not all doctors are smart.

Exhibit A Dr Phil

Exhibit B Dr Oz

Exhibit C Rand Paul

#COVID19 #COVIDIOTS

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@torreslovesyou Depends on who’s mouth the “all clear” is coming out of

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Quarantine day 22: Slowly educating myself about how childhood trauma and being raised by a narcissist has affected my life, as recommended by ALL my friends for 2 years

I was trying to bake though

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@mrrrranduh NO.

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answers elsewhere when things don't add up. Washington Post gave some info on potential margin of error for false negatives between 15% - 25%. I looked up an instructional video on how to collect a nasal specimen and what was shown wasn't even close to what I had done. The woman

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

100.8 and still have all the symptoms, though it feels they're decreasing in severity. I am not a medical professional. I am someone who lived with a chronic illness while desperately seeking answers for 20 years. I am someone who trained herself to listen to her body and seek

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

The highlight of my day was remembering how hilarious Annie Lennox and Hugh Laurie were in the Walking On Broken Glass video

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

Can we get some funding for a wall around @lucydacus over here? Human wall. High budget. Quality. Maybe no men? Wait. Nope This is just turning into a thing that *I* want

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

Dude behind me while buying this snow brush: Are you just getting one of those right now?! At the end of December? What were you using before?!

Me: My hands and my sleeves.

Dude: ...

Me: I’m a psycho. You should probably stop talking to me.

[my landlord calls me Emily @OldRobotHands]

For the kids who turned 18 this year. As years go by u might find u grow into a role reversal with your parents. Maybe it comes down to u saying the exact things said to u. It’s hard but pls know u have my FULL SUPPORT the day u say, “Unicorns aren’t real. Please get off tinder”

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@JenVesp @jamieloftusHELP That’s the show you were at?! I know I was dying but you could have wheeled me in and left me in a corner. JESUS, Jen.

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@JenVesp I don’t understand. I thought you were dating the gym

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@mrrrranduh I kept thinking something else was gonna happen with that fired lawyer. He really consented to being filmed just to basically say, “A nazi fired me and it hurt my feelings”? I hate him, but I also have so many questions

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I’m almost at the end of #TheDevilNextDoor The only thing pressing my emotional pause button is that one lawyer who is really upset that a nazi who murdered millions fired him as his lawyer? He’s genuinely shocked and appalled. No backstory. No explanation. Okay, I guess

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@mrrrranduh Yeah, he did not know that. And definitely not due to a lack of being told