old uncle Ted

hey, I’m you’re old uncle ted

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

I’ve been saying “I might go vegan soon” for three years. It makes me feel better

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

I would say let’s wait for all of this to blow over at the Winchester but we can’t do that either

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

I just got shat on by a bird twice. Does that cancel out the good luck? Because I don’t feel lucky

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

So I tried connecting with someone on LinkedIn 2 months ago - they never accepted. However, for the past two months, they have been viewing my profile on a daily basis. I can’t cancel my request. I’m scared. What do I do 😖

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@CMNaidoo Can’t promise anything when duty calls

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

Just tweeting after a while

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@alice_hall8 Oh sorry

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@Louis3421 @tomlucy Woah! Language!

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@franczechsca Don’t say who won!!

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

Happy Brexit day!!! 🥳

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@jessicajev_ Because they’re sexist pigs!!!!!

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@cwatsonofficial @jessicajev_ Hey guys

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

I don’t want to be controversial, but I prefer this year’s February to that ‘beast from the east’ last year

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@NatShaughnessy8 Creepy..!

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

Stop sending me this shit

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

The man who negotiated Brexit resigned today to position himself to lead the party he wants to negotiate against the deal he negotiated.

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

Currently alone watching titanic and eating chocolate cake #MondayMotivation

[old uncle Ted @OldUncleTed]

@Louis3421 Thanks for this x