Buddy Wisemann

A debonair, witty, chic, sophisticated, charming, erudite gentleman with a dose of arrogance, cantankerousness and orneriness. Call me sometime.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

A “moderately-good Christian” is like a “moderately-good egg.”

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves trying to get it.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Retirement can be a great joy if you can just figure out how to spend time without spending money

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Nothing is harder for a new driver to park than both ends of a car.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

People will believe almost anything they think they weren’t supposed to hear.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Some have presence of mind, others have absence of thought.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Picket sign: Time Heals All Wounds; Time and a Half Heals Them Faster

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Most of us can makes ends meet. What we’d like to do is to make them overlap.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Save yourself trouble by not borrowing any.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Middle Age is that awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

There’s a new diet that includes tranquilizers. You don’t lose much weight – but you really don’t care.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Anything that is easier said than done can usually be done a great deal easier if so much wasn’t said.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

When a man sticks to his guns you can be pretty sure they’re loaded – or he is.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

A politician is a man who says “Glad to see you again” – although he’s never seen you before.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

Why is it that the person who always says what he thinks has so many repulsive thoughts.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

The problem that baffles Washington is how to dig the country out of the hole without making the hole any bigger.

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. congress

[Buddy Wisemann @OlderBudWiser]

The misinformed always know too much.